Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn’t very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting these gutter tramps film their loud ass monkey performances there.
As matter of fact after receiving these complaint letters from their members, the people that run the Country Club became so embarrassed and mortified that this took place in their fine establishment; that they send the letter below to all the members of the Country Club apologizing profusely for their ignorance of ‘the true nature of the TV show’ because they don’t watch these low brow reality TV shows. And also promising that they will never fuck up like this, ever again. Possibly by making sure the Country Club organizers watch ghetto ass reality TV shows as part of their job.
‘Cause you know damn well, if they were people like us that watch these shows they would of known not to allow Bravo there with those cameras and the shit circus that comes with it. So it’s good to watch these shows , see? Not only do these shows teach you HOW NOT TO ACT they also keep you informed, so if you’re ever some person with a fancy-pants job at at Country Club and Bravo ever asked you to film these skanks you would know better and tell them to fuck off. See we learn something new everyday.
The people who run the Country Club explain in the letter below, that they don’t watch ‘The Housewives’ and had no clue as to the low budget, scandalous, trailer park, chola shenanigans these bitches like to pull and express remorse for ever letting Bravo film their trash show at that Country Club. They also say that none of the House-Skanks of NJ belong to the Country Club nor represent the fine rich folk of New Jersey. That’s hilarious. Here these bitches are always trying to make it seem like they’re the shit and the ‘creme de la creme’ of the town they live at, but in reality all these Faux-Housewives are the ass end of their town’s joke. How sad.
Thanks to my reader Robin for the link.
Click the letter below 3 times to enlarge:
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No thanks needed, Boss Lady. You’re the best! (Or at least you WOULD be if you quit your dam day job and devoted more time to our edification and entertainment…)
SoCal, other blogs say Tom Staub has filed for custody of precious Jillian — methinks 16 yr old is able to make her own choice (or at least that’s possible here in CA). Her low-budget smut tape, filmed in her own home, (for which I’ve read she’s landed mega bucks) should be reason enough to move that child. Of course forcing Christine to have a felon using her private shower just might be another small reason (among many, many). They are simply lovely girls who are fortunate to bear their father’s looks and brains (which surely didn’t come from Joker Face).
Actually Jillian is the 10 year old, Christine is the 16 year old. I found this, and no matter who you are, it’s funny…
NJ Housewife Kim G. Threatens To Buy Out Bankrupt Costar Teresa Giudice’s Auction And Re-Sell Everything On E-Bay RadarOnline.com
The ghetto doesn’t have anything on these bitches!
Perez Hilton at his best:
If you’ve been an avid viewer of this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, you know who Kim Granatell is and what a two-faced, raggedy nobody she is. To keep you up to speed, she befriended Danielle Staub’s trainwreck weave in order to get on the show. Then, she realized Danielle was as stable as a crackpipe in Whitney’s hand, so she tried to get in cahoots with the other broads, but they weren’t buying it. So after a big televised blowout with Danielle, she vanished into oblivion, hopefully never to be heard from again.
No such luck.
The bitch is back and this time, she’s back with a vengeance of sorts. You know how Teresa Giudice is bankrupt and owes money to everyone and their mother and is having an auction to pay off her creditors? Well, Kim G. is going to be at this auction and she intends to clean house!
According to Kim G., her master plan is to buy everything at the auction, which she equates to crap you can find on a “folding table on Mulberry Street” and then resell the items on eBay for charity.
Great blog as always Boss Lady, your 1st paragraph made my family fall to the floor with laughter.
Thank you everyday!
Now, re-read the letter with a haughty british accent.
Robin,
GOD..I hope for Jillian’s sake that is true….
Seriously, I only spoke to Tom once, and was a little nervous, since I have NEVER done something like that…but he did say that years back she lied a big ol’ shitstorm of lies, and that he just didn’t want to go through that again, and that he does pay her 10K a month, and she is trying to make him look bad on the show and placed Untrue memories in the girls heads, etc..it was not a long and lengthy convo, but I did tell him, I would sign a petition, or do just about anything to help those girls…
And your right, Christine probably is big enough to chose, but I am sure that there is a genuine fear that she has for her mom…Tranny Danny has told her that people are clawing on the windows of the second story house, to get to her (while no -one is around to witness it, or the girls are sleeping), and she has her armed “Bodyguards” blow their heads off everyday with their Big Guns.
So poor Christine must think that if one of the crazy peeps from her distant and current past are able to get inside the windows… well then…SHE MUST PROTECT..SHE MUST PROTECT! Tranny Danny even bought a super cute “Super Hero” outfit for Christine to protect her at the UnderRoo’s store right next to Posche…so she can really kick butt, when the bullies come to get dear old MOM…
That is why she is staying…and also she had the threat from D that- “I will not let you love me anymore, if you leave me…” so in feeling sorry for her that she has NO-One to tell her 1,000 times a day how much she is loved, when asked of course..so, she stayed…(This is my opinion…not from the convo with Tom…)
I really donot like the troble making girl that is so disrepectful to her mother , god help her.