Who Is Teresa Giudice's Nephew? And Who Is Tara G?

 

That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ .  And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off,  bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.

I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like  when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.

Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true! 

Well folks, I have learned  from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G.  Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.

Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown.  Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape ”  Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.

Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.

Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?

Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:

 

Guidice, 38, explains in her latest Bravo blog.

In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).

When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.

“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”

Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.

“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.

“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”

She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen— “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”

But she isn’t sorry for screaming.

Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”

 

Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .

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Jim And Alexis Bellino 4.6 Million Dollar Home Foreclosure Ordeal

 

 

Can Alexis and Jim Bellino be the next losers to be exposed for being broke asses? According to the OC Register the answer is yes. Jim and Alexis Bellino defaulted on their 4.6 million dollar loan, since they have not made any payments since April 26 2010. I bet these fucktards were too busy having fun playing ‘Lets pretend to be rich’ for the cameras,with the monthly mortage payments that they couldn’t afford in the first place. Just like Barney Devito and Teresa these fucktards money problems are starting to surface. The Bellinos owe the bank $83,856.92 on their home and this is the same home that Jimbo and Alexis put on the market several times. Click here the article is from September 2009 . And the selling ad for their house reeks of desperation.

These two assholes came close to losing their home . There was an auction for August 25th but somehow they got a loan modification before their house was auctioned off and were able to save it. Who knows how they’re gonna pay the back payments they got behind on.

I remember a while back Alexis let go of her nannies and said that she got a part time job at the plastic surgeon’s office doing some consultant bullshit. Could that be a red flag that these fucktards are broke?  There are also some comments on the comments section stating that Jim’s Ho-tel is going into foreclosure.

 

Here is the original article:

Jim and Alexis Bellino, last season’s newest cast members of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” recently defaulted on a $4.6 million loan for their stately home on Circle Drive in Newport Beach.

According to documents obtained exclusively by The Orange County Register, the Bellinos failed to pay $83,856.92 as of April 26 on their home loan, and faced the threat of foreclosure, plus having their home sold at public auction to the highest bidder.

The original loan amount was for $4.5 million. Because the Bellinos missed all mortgage payments since the first of the year, the debt — with fees and penalties — swelled up to $4.62 million, the documents indicate.

However, the auction (or trustee sale), scheduled for Wednesday, Aug. 25, never happened. The Bellinos modified the loan on their home, a foreclosure did not occur, and the family never had to move out.

“Chase Bank has been great to work with on my modification,” Jim Bellino said in an interview Friday. “The trustee sale has been canceled, and the modification has been agreed upon.”

UPDATE (8/27): The 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom house is 4,200 square feet. According to Redfin, the Bellinos bought the house in August 2007 and have been trying to sell it, but took it off the market. It has been listed on and off since May 2008. Zillow.com says it’s now worth $3.89 million.  For a few more real estate details and a photo of the house, check out Jeff Collins’ post on the Lansner on Real Estate blog.

Since the housing market bubble burst, several “Real Housewives” have faced serious real estate conundrums. Original “housewife” Jeana Keough defaulted on her loan, faced foreclosure and got a loan modification, much like the Bellinos. Tamra Barney short sold her home for less than the Barneys purchased it.

Frank and Lynne Curtin faced eviction four times, and were actually evicted from their Laguna Beach home. That dilemma was documented in painful detail during the last season of “Real Housewives,” which airs on Bravo. Season 5 of the reality TV series ended in March, and season 6 is filming right now, with a tentative schedule of premiering in January 2011.

According to the documents, California Reconveyance Company, a debt collector, notified the Bellinos on or around April 26 that they had defaulted on their loan. The deed of trust for the property was dated July 30, 2007 and recorded on Aug. 1, 2007. A modification on the deed of trust was recorded on Feb. 18, 2009.

The documents state that by April 30, the bank had contacted the borrower (the Bellinos) to discuss the borrower’s financial situation and to explore options to avoid foreclosure. Yet, 30 days had passed since the borrower was contacted without a resolution. That triggered the notice of trustee sale.

Jim Bellino said the documents don’t reflect the loan modification going on presently. His lawyer Michael York confirmed that Chase scheduled a foreclosure sale in error. Bellino added that his family, which consists of his wife and three kids — James, 4, and Melania and Mackenna, 2 1/2 — intend to stay in the home for an extended period of time

 

It’s weird how all this bullshit happened to them in August just like Teresa and Barney Devito Giudice. Thanks to my readers Uwish and OC Watcher for the links!

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Kim G Is Buying Out All Of Teresa's Crap And Selling It On Ebay/Joker Face Performs Song In Mafia Shirt

 

Kim G who is one of the bitches with one of the worst cases of Attention Whore Personality Disorder  that I ever seen , is so starved for attention and desperate to be the next New Jersey House Skank that now she is even starting shit with Teresa.(But then again nobody really likes Teresa these days, so who gives a shit)

 Kim G wants Bravo to cast her as the new villain of the House-Whores so bad.  That she came up with a genious evil plan of staying in the news as the next crazy bitch, by stating that she is going to buy all of  Teresa’s Liberace’s tacky ass home furnishings and selling that shit on Ebay . She is also going to donate all the money to the Emmanuel Cancer charity.

Kim Granny-Tell told Radaronline  : “Her things should be for sale on a folding table on Mulberry Street.” Umm, yea this is coming from some tacky ass bitch whose basement looked like it was last decorated in 1979 by a prostitution coke -whore who is paranoid the unicorns will steal her gummy bears. Yea. Bitch dresses like she is Mary Poppin’s senior going on a broom flying lesson with Harry Potter. And she is talking shit. That’s funny! But then again I agree with Granny, that shit should be for sale on Mullberry St. Just like all the 2 dollar random whore, clothing at Kim D’s cluttered ass store.

After the reunion was taped the other Housewives Jacqueline, Caroline and Teresa were sent letters by Bravo asking them to come back for a third season. Joker Face did not receive a letter. Because I bet she pissed Miss Andy off . That bitch would piss off Ghandi. Other sources however are saying that the other housewives gave Bravo an ultimatum that if Joker Face came back they would not. Joker Face did not even realize the other ‘woman’ got a letter from Bravo asking them back for a third round of shit circus and she found out she got the boot online! To be a fly on the wall!

Neither the Kim’s or Dina were invited back. But Dina tweeted this messague:

“yes, I’ve heard the news, don’t know if it’s true. Rumor has it I may not be invited if I don’t put my daughter back on air. Can u believe?”.

 

Here is a couple of videos my reader Melissa  emailed me of Joker Face. Where she is getting an interview about last night’s episode were the interviewer corrects Joker Face’s grammar:

 

And here is another video of Joker Face performing another one of her bullshit songs while wearing a shirt that says ‘ Danielle’s Mafia’. I guess it’s true that she just wanted to be part of the other ‘woman’ mafia but since they dind’t want her mengy ass around she went and started her own mafia: 
 

Nothing is sexier than a 50 year old  dried up, prostitution whore , street walker,senior citizen, porn skank, wearing a shirt that says ‘Danielle’s Mafia’.

Thanks Melissa!

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The Real Ghetto House Skanks Of New Jersey Get Banned From Country Club

 

 

Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn’t very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting these gutter tramps film their loud ass monkey performances there.

As matter of fact after receiving these complaint letters from their members, the people that run the Country Club became so embarrassed and mortified that this took place in their fine establishment; that they send the letter below to all the members of the Country Club apologizing profusely for their ignorance of ‘the true nature of the TV show’ because they don’t watch these low brow reality TV shows. And also promising that they will never fuck up like this, ever again. Possibly by making sure the Country Club organizers watch ghetto ass reality TV shows as part of their job.

 ‘Cause you know damn well, if they were people like us that watch these shows they would of known not to allow Bravo there with those cameras and the shit circus that comes with it. So it’s good to watch these shows , see?  Not only do these shows teach you HOW NOT TO ACT  they also keep you informed, so if you’re ever some person with a fancy-pants job at at Country Club and Bravo ever asked you to film these skanks you would know better and tell them to fuck off. See we learn something new everyday.

The people who run the Country Club explain in the letter below, that they don’t watch ‘The Housewives’ and  had no clue as to the low budget, scandalous, trailer park, chola shenanigans these bitches like to pull and express remorse for ever letting Bravo film their trash show at that Country Club. They also say that none of the House-Skanks of NJ belong to the Country Club nor represent the fine rich folk of New Jersey. That’s hilarious. Here these bitches are always trying to make it seem like they’re the shit and the ‘creme de la creme’ of the town they live at, but in reality all these Faux-Housewives are the ass end of their town’s joke. How sad. 

Thanks to my reader Robin for the link.

Click the letter below 3 times to enlarge:

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On a separate note that has nothing to do with these ho’s. My hubbie and I want to thank everyone of my readers who offered their condolences on my FIL passing. Thanks Everyone!

The Boss Lady

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The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Ghost Hunting On Ghost Hunters As Special Guest

The Real House Skank’s of Atlanta are going to be special guest on Ghost Hunters. I was watching Ghost Hunters International on Wed and I saw the preview clips of NeNe and Kim being introduced to Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson from Ghost Hunters.

Check this out:

SYFY’S GHOST HUNTERS GET REAL IN ATLANTA

BRAVO’S THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA JOIN THE GHOST HUNTERS FOR ONE EVENING ONLY AS SPECIAL GUEST INVESTIGATORS

Los Angeles, California – July 30, 2010 – Ghost Hunters, Syfy’s hugely successful reality series, has announced a trio of special guest investigators. Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are on the case at the historic Rhodes Hall in Atlanta, GA as they join Jason, Grant and the rest of the team for an unforgettable investigation. The episode is slated to air on Syfy this fall.

Since the series debuted in 2004, viewers have flocked to Syfy on Wednesday nights at 9pm to catch the latest hair-raising cases from the files of TAPS (The Atlantic Paranormal Society), led by Rhode Island plumbers Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson. The first half of season six (airing spring 2010), averaged a 1.9 Household rating, 2.6 million total viewers, 1.6 million Adults 18-49 and 1.6 million Adults 25-54. Its spin-off series, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy, have continued to cement the Ghost Hunters brand as the top paranormal franchise in cable.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is an up-close and personal look at fabulous women from Atlanta’s social elite as they juggle their burgeoning careers and busy home lives with the whirl of the south’s hottest city. These driven and ambitious women prove that they’re not just “housewives,” but entrepreneurs, doting mothers and feisty southern women.

Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy are produced in association with Craig Piligian’s Pilgrim Films and Television (Dirty Jobs, The Ultimate Fighter, My Fair Wedding). Piligian and Thomas Thayer, along with Rob Katz and Alan David, serve as executive producers.

Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as Sci Fi Channel, and currently in 96 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)

 

HA HA HA!! Social, elite, ambitious? Whoever wrote that above article is not familiar with the housewives and their low rent, gold digging , whoring, broke ass, shenanigangs! I can’t wait to watch this coming up episode of Ghost Hunters.

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Teresa Giudice Blames Bravo For Being A Broke Ass

It seems that reality is smacking Teresa and Barney Devito in the face. Teresa is  just now realizing that she bit on more than she can chew by going on the Real Housewives. Since everyone knows of her embarrassing business and now she is even thinking on not returning to the show.

Dina A secret source told PopEater :

“If she wasn’t on the show, this all would be much easier,”

“Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family. It’s honestly got to the point where she’s not sure if she wants to come back for another season.”

“Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business,..She didn’t sign up to be on ‘Housewives’ so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It’s just not fair.”

Seriously what the fuck did she think was gonna happen?  Once you’re on a reality TV show you’re fair game and yes EVERYBODY is gonna know your business.If you fart the whole world is gonna hear it, and smell it too. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t be on TV pretending to be all kinds of mafia rich when it’s all smoke and mirrors and then get pissed off, once they find out you’re really a broke ass maxing out credit cards.

Seriously did this bitch not watch Tamra Barney on RHOC. Tamra Barney is the original Real Faux Housewife pretending to be all farting $20’s and shitting $100’s and the way that bitch was blowing money it sure made some people believe she was farting and shitting money. Then came all the other broke ass Faux housewives , Lynne Curtin, Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes. But in the end that house of bullshit credit cards came crashing down in flames for each of these ho’s and it was so loud that everyone on TV and the bloggosphere knew it. I guess history must repeat it self.

 And since Teresa chose to be on TV trying to show off to everyone, this year it was her turn to look stupid. I bet her husband Barney Devito must be the one who is telling her to not go back on the show.  Dumb ass! If you want privacy why the hell ya’ all go on a TV show and become a public Z-list figure?  

Thanks to my reader Uwish for the heads up on this gossip!

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Broke Ass Teresa Guidice Blows 60k On Tacky Ass Furniture After Bankruptcy

 

 

 

So Teresa Guidice’s bankruptcy garage sale is being postponed until October 3rd. And even after filing for being a broke ho’ and all this shit storm that’s going on because of her wild spending the bitch went out and blew 60k to refurnish her empty mansion  on bullshit ass things she don’t need. Teresa and Barney went out an blew that wad of dirty cash on :

$8,800.00 on curtains. $45,000.00 on wall hangings mirrors, frames, urns, chairs and tables for Teresa to flip. All this crap came to 60k . And I bet is some tacky shit that wreaks of gaudiness in all is cheesey glory.

 The Guidice’s lawyer is trying to defend her impulsive spending, saying that the reason she had to go and blow money on all that ridiculous expensive shit is because of the postponed auction ( postponed to Ocotber 3rd) that is coming up shortly. Which is the reason she is  going to have to refurnish her Taj Mahal mansion. I can understand this bitch having to buy furniture for her huge ass house. But why the fuck is gotta be a bunch of expensive shit? 60k ? Hasn’t she heard of Ikea?  Target?  Big Lots? Or the fucking second hand store? For fucks sake, don’t these morons have any common sense?

When the Guidice’s were trying to leave the court Barney got all butt hurt and yelled at reporters: “None of your business! Back off before I get pissed!”. Uh! No dude! You and Teresa choose to go on a reality low brow TV show, so that everyone and their momma drools over your faux- over the top , wannabe-rich lifestyle and now it all backfired on your asses, because the truth came out that ya’ all fronting. That’s why you’re pissed. Next time ya’ all wanna rip people off don’t go on a reality TV show and maybe everyone would not be pointing and laughing at you in your sad fishbowl. The only ones I feel sorry for are their children.

Click here for  original article.

Thanks to Asia and Lizzie for the heads up on this little piece of gossip.

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Joker Face Gets The Boot From Bravo

Miss Andy Cohen finally got sick of this ho’ and kicked her to the curb. Joker Face is trying to deny that she was fired by Bravo and typed on her Twitter account: “Actually, I’m not even thinking about season 3 right now…I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me.”. But Danny a source told E news that she was in fact canned by the network. 

Here is the original article:

It’s no secret that we were big fans of the Real Housewives of New Jersey right out of the Garden State gate. But, like many, they lost us for much of season two because of all the attention given to Danielle Staub and her crazy behavior.

So we are happy to report Bravo is saying goodbye to the show’s resident prostitution whore Scores-loving vixen.

“If there is a season three, Danielle will not be back,” a source says.

Danielle recently told celebrity tabloid Life & Style, which first reported she got the boot, that she was in talks for a spinoff.

Not so fast, Ms. Staub.

“She is not getting her own show,” our source said. “Danielle must practice The Secret because she believes if she says something and puts it out there that it will become true. There’s no way it’s going to happen.”

As for the troublemaker herself? “Actually, I’m not even thinking about season three right now as I am considering many incredible options that have been presented to me,” said Staub via her rep. “Don’t worry next year, I’ll still be the one you either love to hate or hate to love”

A rep for Bravo declined to comment on Danielle’s future with the show: “We haven’t announced anything regarding a third season.” Danielle, however, was a part of an explosive reunion, which will air in two parts on Aug. 30 and Sept. 6.

With Danielle’s departure, does that mean Dina will return? The feisty Manzo sister left the show because she had enough of Danielle’s drama.

Come on back, Dina. We’ve missed you.

Bravo just like everyone else got sick and tired of this bitches bullshit . I am telling you, there is not one sane person in this world that would put up with this bitches demands and various shenanigans. I cannot even imagine the bullshit she must put people through. Either they canned her because of her trying to sue the other ho’s or because she was going around trying to have her own show behind Bravo’s back. Either way it sounds like Miss Andy was probably waiting for some good excuse to send this bitch on a long walk along a short pier.

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Big Weddings For Mini-Divas In Training/Granny Chases Joker Out Of Restaurant

 

We start out at the Brownstone. Doesn’t that building look like it’s haunted? Maybe the Ghost Hunters should investigate with the NJ ho’s here too. So Teresa and Barney Devito show up at the Brownstone to meet with Christopher. He is giving them a tour of the Brownstoner’s dance hall were the mini-wedding for little Audrina is going to take place. Teresa starts demanding some ice sculpture bullshit. Watch Barney Devito’s face. That fool looks nervous. I hope Bravo is footing the bill because if they ain’t and Barney has to stiff them, Teresa and the Manzo sisters won’t be family anymore. From the looks of Barney Devito he may be the sucker that’s gonna have to pay this bill. Teresa doesn’t give 2 shits how Barney is nervous about footing this big ole’ bill. The God Mother says that Teresa wants what she wants, when she wants and who gives a shit if Barney don’t like it.

Teresa demands two eight feet tall ice sculptures. A super-tacky-lus one in the shape of a cross. And the other one with Audrina’s name on it. Teresa says that she can tell Barney is a little nervous but she could give a rats ass as long as she gets her ‘Big Fat Obnoxious Italian Christening Party’ . Even if it kill’s Barney and destroys her friendship with the Manzo’s since they gonna pay them with rubber checks an’ all. Then she has the nerve to say that she used to be able to spend what she wanted when she wanted it. But now Barney tells her ‘Don’t spend a lot of money!’ Well DUH! She bankrupt his ass! Maybe Teresa’s new saying should be ‘Happy Wife Broke For Life!’. What a dumb ass!

After that Teresa says she misses Dina and it’s all Joker Face’s fault she left. But in this episode Dina will make an appearance as baby-Audrina’s God Mother. I guess they must not see each other when the cameras are off. Teresa gives Christopher a list of endless demands and all the crazy bullshit she wants to take place in the ‘Circus’ that Christopher has to put together for her. (Right now he stopped being the Court Jester for a minute since he has his suit on and is doing business right now). This circus of insanity will include all the clowns from Cirque Di Solei and the Blue Men group. Also bitches dressed in Mary Antoinette-drag whoring costume with sushi skirts. Plus Nacho midgets . Yeap for this Christening, Teresa decides she wants to have two Nacho Leprechaun Midgets fighting each other in a tub full of Corona beer. I don’t even know where that came from I thought it was an Italian wedding.

Barney Devito tells Christopher to make the party nice. But not too nice. Meaning he would like him to use plastic cups instead of glass for the wine. And for the sushi use spam instead of actual sushi. Everyone will be drunk so they can’t tell the difference. Besides it’s not like Teresa would know the difference even if she were sober during this party. But we all know she is going to be hammered anyways.

Joker Face got all paranoid about her daughter Christine having sex with boys. Joker Face believes in her psychotic little head she is being the very best mother she can be . By embarrassing her daughter Christine and taking her to the free VD clinic, with a full crew of camera men filming her first OBYGN visit  for the world to see as part of her birthday present . And also to embarrassed the piss out of her, so she will feel so embarrassed by visiting a male OBGYN doctor that she may never want to have sex EVER.

While Joker Face and Christine wait in the lobby she starts asking Christine crazy questions about her sexual life. Joker Face goes on a ‘Creeping’ rampage at Christine when she asks her if  she is a ‘Good girl’. Even the poor fucking nurse at the lobby looked uncomfortable. Joker Face says that growing up she never had a mom she can talk to or relate to. I guess when Pimp Daddy Shagswell, was back hand bitch slapping her dumb ass for catching herpeys, it didn’t count as having a mom to relate to. This is back when she was Christine’s age.

Joker Face arrange for the doctor to give Christine a shot of some anti VD medicine to keep her from catching some nasty ass , raunchy venereal shit called HPV. The doctor says having a mom like Joker Face who is the town whore. He has no doubt, that Christine is being exposed to parades of all kinds of colorful yet creepy horny, characters  whom she will finally end up having sex with.  Joker Face says that she wants her daughter to have, that shot of anti- VD  shit injected in her arm immediately because once you have some nasty radioactive herpes it’s too late .  Joker Face is speaking from experience here.

 Joker Face asks the doctor all worried. And she wasn’t worried because of Christine: ‘Can you catch that VD from oral sex and farting? Since I will be doing a lot of that,  in the sex videos I been shooting in my kitchen after having my broccoli and onions. The doctor tells her he can tell just by looking at her, that she has all kinds of  scary genital warts and corpse crotch from all the questionable action she hooks up with. Joker Face was worried as fuck. The doctor says ‘The problem with HPV is there is no itching, burning there’s no sores’ While the doctor is describing all this crap, Joker Face looks all worried and Christine is laughing then she pats her mom in the back. Because she knows Joker Face is got a guilty look on her face because she already caught all those bullshit VD’s. And then some. 

Joker Face tells her daughter that sex is gross . Because that’s what the last John she was with told her.Then she asks Christine in a worried guilt ridden transparent tone ‘Why are you tapping me for I don’t date’. Well Bitch is right she don’t date she just fucks. A date would consist of dinner and a movie not broccoli with trailing onion farts and a video in some gas station bathroom at a truck stop, while she blow jobs the glory hole. The poor doctor looked all uncomfortable because he knows about Joker Face prostitution whoring porn video shenanigans. Everybody knows about that shit. Christine says ‘These conversations are a blast!’.

This episode must of being the one dedicate to ridiculous embarrasing mothers. Because next we see Kim Granny Tell in her basement visiting her son John G and Christopha ‘The Court Jester’. Who are playing some pool peacefully. That is, until she shows up trying to brive The Court Jester with some popcorn, to set up a play date between her and The God Mother. Because Kim Granny Tell knows that she is about to dump cript creeper, asshole Joker Face. And she desperately needs to sink her Freddy Krueger claws in one of the other ho’s, to keep getting camera time. Since she hasn’t gotten attention ever since that one day when, John G’s dad stopped having sex with her and talking to her 27 years ago. Then he moved out of that mansion to get away from her. Her poor son John G is rolling up his eyes and all embarrassed and about to shit himself of embarrassment. He finally understands why his dad ran away.

 

 

Next is Faux-Bulous Teresa and her mini divas, a gross shirt-less pissed off  Barney Devito and a lot of Christening party extravaganza. Teresa is getting her little divas ready for the shing dig. And she also starts rubbing lotion on Barney Devito’s face to moisturize him. But he don’t like that shit and tells her to cut it out or he is gonna’ Kick her ass!’ And he says it in front of her family too. But it looks like it is not the first time.  I wonder if he acts on it, or is just talk. Teresa’s dad mad dog’s  Barney some  dirty looks.

Teresa is all over the place taking pictures. She hired ass loads of photographers and video graphers to capture all of all about Teresa baby Audrina’s Christening. And Barney Devito isn’t too happy . He feels broke just standing there. He was about to take that lady’s camera shut it off and send her home for the day. So it stop costing him. Teresa kept insisting on taking more pictures and Barney ran away from her like he was running from the Bubonic plague. I remember seeing these particular pictures of this ho’ and her husband and they looked like forced smiles he looked pissed I remember thinking that.

Beautifull Dina arrives and the bitch is wearing a pretty dress I would wear. She is cute, I miss looking at her hippie ass with her peace and love and fugly ass, hairless cats.

Barney keeps being ‘Grumpy’ and yelling at Teresa for stupid shit. Teresa shows Barney this little Gucci shoes that Dina bought the baby. But Barney don’t give a shit.

Then Dina gets to dress the baby from head to toe because is some Italian catholic ritual. And Teresa starts baptizing the baby hoping they can skip the church baptizing part and skip right to the party and the booze. Dina tells her that’s the priests job and they must keep in line with Italian tradition.

The baby’s God Father is not Dina’s husband. I thought God Mothers and God Fathers have to be married. More pictures are taken this time they focus on Baby Audrina surrounded by Teresa Dina, Barney and the baby’s God Father . Teresa wants to take  like 47 more pictuers of her and Barney Devito with the baby. But Barney snaps at her some more, because he has a giant dry bugger up his nose .

While driving in their big gas gussling SUV. Barney scolds Teresa and tells her he hates it, when she throws parties.Then he points at the 5 dollar shoe store and tells Teresa that’s where her broke ass is shopping from now on. No more Gucci shoes. Bitch better get ready to shop at the 99 cent store too. Then she says some ignorant shit like, ‘Before you never knew how much I pay for parties, I just used to write the checks’. And then he told her that’s why she don’t have a checkbook no more because now he knows why they’re broke. Barney must be acting all angry during all these coming up episodes because he knows he looks like a fool in front of God and everyone else and their momma because he knew all this shit was going to hit the fan and it’s only a matter of time.

Teresa pleads to Barney that she wants more pictures. Barney tells her not to make it all day because the light hurts his eyes and after a while he is ‘Like King Kong!’ and starts going crazy. I gues that means he is going to grab a hold of Teresa and climb to the top of the Brownstoner while carrying her on his back and pounding his chest . Then he is gona leave her up there so she’ll stop spending. Teresa’s monkey ass would climb down thought and find a way to bounce of the ground, the same way she can bounce a check. With her cavewoman ninja skills.

Joker Face love smooches Kim G . She even hits on her because Kim G is a rich bitch.  An of course because she wants something. Joker Face asks Kim G to help her find her biological mother. This bitch whore just keeps stepping over the line doesn’t she? Why would she want to disturb some poor old woman who would end up killing her self if she found out the kind of devil spawn she unleashed into the world. Of course corpse crotch wants all of us to believe her mother was some Italian royalty who was impregnated by her lover the Pope who was murdered because they were in love. Yeap that’s a nice little fairy tale story Joker Face wants us all to believe. You just keep telling yourself that duffus. Her mom wasn’t no Italian princess who was pregnant by a Pope . But instead she was some biker chick from New Mexico, who had sex with a goat on top of a six pointed star during a full moon.

Next is little Audriana’s baptizm. Everyone shows up to church in their mafia Sunday best. The priest has his face blurred because he was told the type of reality low brow show this is. Lucky for Teresa baby Audriana is cute.

After that the reception for the Christening went on. Clowns, Nacho midgets and the Marie Antoinette sushi bitch plus all the food, booze that was flowing freely in fountains plus music and all the 600 guest were making Barney Devito pissed off. He felt like he was wasting money just standing there. And he was right.

Christopher was Teresa’s bitch for the night. He put on a faux boulous circus for Teresa. So she went up to him and molestered him.(Misspelled on purpose bitches!). She gets to do that too you know, because he was her bitch for the night. The God Mother says she is very proud of her Christopher. Yeah, but too bad they ain’t getting paid for this shit storm he put together to make Teresa happy. I wonder if Dina will still be Audrina’s God Mother when she don’t get her pay or she may just take the baby as form of payment. Since Audriana is half hers now.

 

Barney Devito and Teresa have a first dance with baby Audriana as part of their own crazy tradition. Jacquie starts hurling in her napkin. She tries to say she was crying from watching them dance because it was sweet or some shit like that.

Teresa tells Barney Devito this is their last Christening. Barney looks at her like whaa? because he wants her to keep farting kids out till’ she has a boy. Teresa tells Barney that if he wants her to keep farting out more little ones, they will have to do this big ass wedding circus Christening party all over again and if he doesn’t want that, he better quit making her have babies. Because she has  a vagina not a clown car. Then he makes her drink some booze and says goodnight to her because he is leaving so he doesn’t have to see the bill that he is not gona pay. Plus he may go meet with someone.

Joker Face takes her daughters out for dinner. And while having dinner Christine makes the mistake to tell Joker Face that one of her friends told her that while Teresa was getting her unibrow waxed. She was talking about Joker Face’s life to the eyebrow waxing lady. And telling her shit about Joker Face looking for her biological mother. Joker Face gets all crazy and overreacts. She goes into gangster mode and steps outside to  call her fuck boy, Angry Chihuahua Dog on crack Danny. He tells Joker Face he didn’t trust that saggy ass old bitch from the beggining and asks her if she wants him to kick her ass.She tells him they have to take Kim G out.

After watching Joker Face flip out. Christine regrets ever telling her about what she heard and says in a very regretful tone ‘Here we go again!’. While the little one Jillian just sits there rocking back and forth and hearing the premature gray hairs come out of her young head due to the overwhelming unecessary stress her and Christine deal with on a daily basis. Joker Face’s lame reason for getting pissed was because, that was something she was going to tell her daughters privately in front of a camera crew and everyone watching.

Just a minute ago Kim G was her lover. Now she wants to kill her. When the little one tells Joker Face that maybe someone overheard her. She snaps at her kids and tells them ‘ AW HELL NO!’ Then she calls Kim G a ‘FUCKING BITCH!’. Wow how quickly that bitch goes from cool to cunt in 1.5 seconds.

Christopher tells the God Mother about Kim G wanting to set up a play date. The God Mothers answer . HEll TO THE NO! IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT!

The God Mother is a wise woman and doesn’t like to deal with bullshit shenanigans.

Right after that Kim G shows up to Jacquie’s house. She pushes her way into Jacquie’s house and starts pouring out a tirade about Joker Face being a ‘MOTHER FUCKER!’. Because she emailed people not to be friends with her. Jacquie gives Kim G a fucked up look and says, ‘What is this junior high!’. Jacquie says she is a little upset with Kim G after going to court to support Joker Face but that’s what she gets for being friends with Satan.

Stupid old Kim Granny Tell says that she was had. And Joker Face used her and as her little errand girl going on pharmacy trips for Joker Face’s kids for the venereal disease shots and picking up Joker Face’s tabs. Joker Face even abused Kim G’s driver. Jacqueline wanted to bust up and laugh because she tried to warn this stupid broad. Then she tells her she is a two faced old broad whom she can’t trust. Looks like Kim G burned all her bridges to get on this bullshit TV show.

Kim G says that Joker Face ‘Acts like an ass, an ass acts that way! You can’t reason with her!’ Well DUH! Then Jacqueline asks genious Kim G if maybe Joker Face figured out she is being friends with the other bitches. Kim G’s response is ‘She can fucking scratch my ass! I’m done with her!’

Joker Face says that Kim G. ‘SUCKED AS A FRIEND!’. Even thought Kim G was her errand bitch paying her tabs and letting her use her driver. That still wasn’t enough according to Joker Face. Methinks they both suck and are both equally psycho. Kim G is better at hiding her psychopath tendencies though.

Danny drops off Joker Face in front of some fancy restaurant where she is meeting Kim G for the big confrontation. Danny reminds Joker Face to keep her hands in her pocket don’t throw punches and kick Granny’s ass. Because that’s what he is there for. What is he gonna do? Beat Kim G  up with her own granny-cane? Chihuahua on Crack better hope his  probation officer doesn’t see this footage. It won’t look good on him.

After Joker Face gets dropped off she states that she feels sick to her stomach because this woman pretended to be her friend.  Joker Face must be hitting the crack pipe very heavy. Not just because she looks like a sucked up piece of dry beef jerky. But also because she forgets when the cameras are on her recording everything that’s going on. She straight up lies about her daughter Christine and tells Kim Granny-Tell how Christine came to her all upset after she learned from the eye-wax lady that Joker Face was looking for her biological mother. From the way Christine acted she didn’t give a shit!

Joker Face proceeds to tell Kim G that she knows she talks to the other ho’s . Kim Granny-Tell admits it and says ‘ABSOLUTELY!’. She should of also admitted she will sleep with the Devil himself if it meant being on this cheesey TV show. Oh wait she did sleep with the Devil!

Joker Face wanted to rip Kim G’s Granny from Tweety bird face off. Doesn’t that bitch look like the Granny from Tweety bird? Specially with her hair up. Joker Face was all furious and starts bitching Granny out. Granny was making these ‘I don’t give a fuck bitch, your nasty cooch has been on film for all to see’ faces at the Joker. I was funny! Joker Face was all calling the other bitches ‘Animals’ and what not.

Kim G then lets loose when she tells Joker Face that all this bullshit ass beef is between the Joker and those other women. And Kim feels she should not be included in that mess. Kim G admits to Joker Face that Joker Face put her in uncomfortable situations. They show a brief flashback to when, Chihuahua on Crack and perol , was giving that trailer park boy performance at the Brownstoner when he was calling Albert a ‘Punk’ and calling Christopher a ‘Fag”. And Kim was all embarrassed  and Joker Face was laughing. ‘Cause she is trailer park like that.

Kim G pretty much tells Joker Face that she is a low life . She is! But so is Kim G.

Joker Face gets all pissed and starts yelling at Kim G’ .’YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME IF YOU’RE GONNA BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!. The shit got all out of control and all the people that were having a nice meal at that restaurant were all looking. I bet they get banned from all those restarurants the way the Atlanta bitches did with all the wig pulling bullshit.

Kim responds by telling that bitch off ‘ YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SICK OF YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! I BEEN A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU, I GAVE YOU MY CHAUFFEAUR! Joker Face says to her ‘ You didn’t give me anything!’  Kim yells ‘YES I DID! YOU’RE A FUCKING LIAR AN A SNEAK DANIELLE! Then she trows her napkin at Joker Face . I am surprised Joker Face didn’t get all bend out of shape and got on the phone and called the police on Kim for throwing that fucking napkin at her. I can just see her all crying and shit, saying that she got attacked by a loogie that was stuck to the napkin. Joker Face was all ‘DON’T THROW THINGS AT ME!’

Surprisingly Joker Face got her ass up and walked out of the restaurant. While Kim G walked behind her yelling at her bringing up all this shit she is helping her with like finding her biological mother and blah, blah, blah. I’m telling you her biological mother is gonna commit suicide when she finds out who her daughter is! Kim Granny Tell was all putting on an award winning Telenovela performance, all chasing Joker Face out of the restaurant while barking shit like : ‘ YOU’RE NOT A FRIEND ! I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT! YOU’RE A JELAOUS BITCH! EVERYONE IS RIGHT ABOUT YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE PIECE OF SHIT! I HAVE FRIENDS YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS!YOU’RE A FUCKING OLD LADY WITH YOUR FAKE AND SQUARE TITS!’ Joker Face called it a ‘Hughe display of disgusting!’ Or maybe she was looking in the mirror when she said that?

 

Some peeps on the blogs were saying that Kim Granny-Tell was high fiving the camera men after she chased Joker Face out of the restaurant. Those cameramen probably been wanting to smack that bitch in the head for a while now. They probably bought Kim G a drink after wards.

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