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Real Housewives Of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes Gets Called Out By El Infamous RiDick-Culo

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NeNe Leakes got called out by El Infamous RiDick-Culo (that raunchy ass stripper that was blowing himself at the Kandi party.) When he called Watch What Happens Live and spilled out that  he had danced for NeNe before and that they knew each other. He also stated NeNe was the one who introduced him at Miami Pride Day!

Besides El RiDick-Culo a lot of viewers have been calling NeNe a hipocryte for walking out on the birthday party after stripper RiDick-Culo made his disturbing appearence.  Skilled Tweeter warrior NeNe Leakes has not taken this laying down and has been angry-tweeting about this whole mess:

“I host lots of gay events & introduce whoever they tell me 2! I’ve never had a lap dance from any male stripper!” 

“We don’t do no ish like that @ Wanda’s Playhouse. That was very sick & perverted ! #noclass<Right,”

NeNe also called out Andy Cohen over the stripper-gate:

“@BravoAndy would u b @ a party wit ur mom, aunt or people u do business & watch a stripper suck his…. N front of every1?”

People r so shady! I wonder if @BravoAndy would have watched him wit his mom & co-workers there,”

Andy responded: “You know that Evelyn would’ve grounded me<Right! For life LOL,”

 

Here is some more angry NeNe tweets:

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Real Househusbands Of Atlanta Recrap, Papa Smurf Get Your Money Together You're Too Old For This Shit!

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The episode opens with Sheree at some random construction site that she paid the construction workers 20 bucks and a boobie flash to pretend she owns that property where she tries to sell everyone the lie that she is building her dream home Bullshit By Sheree Chateau By Sheree.

At Phaedra’s she is  bitching her paid boy-toy out, for getting his ass pulled over for supposedly a case of “mistaken Identity”.  Apollo is pissed because he believes Phaedra is going around gossiping about his legal issues, and Phaedra says she will be cutting his allowance if he keeps getting pulled over for being in a clown car with his saggy pants down and embarrassing Lady Phaedra Parks of sophisticated society. Damn Apollo get with the program!

At Cynthia’s house her baby daddy is visiting and of course Papa Smurf is sitting there cooking his Uncle Ben rice with a quart of  sour attitude. Peter is not too happy that Cynthia’s old flame is over to check on his offspring and Leon gives Uncle Ben advice on how to deal with Cynthia’s family of course Peter is jolted that Leon has the nerve to give his old ass advice because old ass dogs set in their ways like Uncle Ben here, are not open EVER to taking  advice from his wife’s younger nicer MORE HANDSOME ex that obviously Papa Smurf is jealous of.

Besides Papa Smurf has been stupid and a failure this long and has never bothered taken any useful advice from ANYONE (look at his track record of failed businesses) so he is not about to start taking advice now because unconsciously angry Papa Smurf is only happy when he is a loser and looks like a fool. You can tell Papa Smurf wanted to smurf Leon with a sharp knife who was only trying to give him major advice. And since he is constantly hating on everything and everyone,  talking to him is like talking to a beast so Leon should just give up.

For a so-called picky run away bride Cynthia sure did a major fuck up by choosing Peter. Why would she pick that sour, aggressive Viagra-needing Troll and not hold on to that charming easy-going Leon? The more I see Peter’s attitude the more I think Cynthia is an idiot. The more Cynthia opens her mouth to defend him (and NeNe) the more she verifies she is a certified idiot. Picky runaway bride? MY ASS! More like doormat kiss-ass is more like it.

And speaking of Cynthia being NeNe’s lapdog has anyone noticed how she is to NeNe what Kelly was to Jill? Yeah, think about that for a minute.

Peter is opening a new bar for the 50th time, he says this one is going to be successful. Cynthia is nervous and Leon wants to bust up laughing. If Peter handles his businesses the way he handles himself around people it is no wonder all his businesses keep flopping.

Kim and Sheree have lunch together and Kim says she misses getting drunk, while she downs a glass of wine. For strange reasons we will never know Kim kisses Sheree’s ass and says they been good friends for 10 years even though Sheree tried to snatch her wig off that one time. Kim brags to Sheree that she is buying a huge mansion and Sheree is jealous because all she has is that fake demolished property she tried to pass off as the future land to her imaginary mansion Shit by Sheree. She will be starting some bullshit to mask her jealousy with Kim over this in the future. Mark my words. After that the two bitches agree that they wont live in used houses with old linoleum floors Ala Teresa Giudice season 1.

NeNe’s son is getting picked up by her soon to be ex and there’s some boring awkward conversation over bringing one-night stand drunks over while Brent is home, and some shit about not hiring random hobos to watch Brent because he is too old to get a babysitter or some shit. I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention. Moving right along.

Phaedra and Kandi are shopping for a gift for Kim’s baby shower and end up getting her some kinky nipple cream. Kandi tries to get the dirt on Phaedra’s boy-toy’s recent arrest, but Phaedra directs the conversation (in the Phaedra way) towards PETER! YES how about that bastard Peter and the interview he gave that one time, to that one magazine were he said he hated EVERYBODY! Do you see how she shifted that? Kandi doesn’t notice the conversation got shifted until days later then, she wonders what the hell happened. Phaedra is talented I tells ya’.

The day of Kim’s baby shower that shit was of course over the top crazy complete with a huge-ass cake and emplastered in creepy pictures of a pregnant Kim half naked looking like a  Trailer-Park Real Doll.

Kim’s father makes an tacky appearance when he obnoxiously pounces on Phaedra and pushes her his business card to pimp his company. With a father that persistent is no wonder Kim turned out to be such a good gold-digger.

Surprisingly Kim knows ALL the blondes in Atlanta and in the sea of blondes Kandi makes her way to find Kim. IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Brielle gives a sweet speech about how her drunken-ass, wig wearing, chain smoking, mama finally hit a touch down with Kroy (pun intended!)  and thanks him for ‘knocking” up her mom so soon. Everyone loves each other and are all happy and all the bitches keep fawning over Kroy because that’s what happens when someone finally lands a nice husband. Even Phaedra although the bitch notices Kim party resembled her over the top “boughetto” extravaganza last season, but it’s all good they all love each other, for now.

Cynthia and Peter show up to the last 10 minutes of this five hour baby shower with no present (YES, THIS SHIT WAS FIVE FUCKING HOURS!) because it took Peter 5 hours to cook his instant Uncle Ben Angry Rice and that’s why they didn’t have time to stop at the dollar store and pick up a gift. Before Papa Smurf and Cynthia walk into the event, Papa Smurf makes a comment about how he hopes  they don’t get kicked out of this event, but he was really hoping for the opposite because that’s what angry psychopaths with a short fuse do.

Peter and Cynthia plop down to eat whatever scraps where left over from the baby-shower feast, and Peter proudly announces he is opening a new puterio that will be successful this time. Everyone wants to bust up laughing (AGAIN!) but everyone holds back knowing Papa Smurf’s anger management problems. However, there’s always a child in the group that can’t help to lightly and inconspicuously poke a stick at the angry beast and Phaedra waits for the perfect moment to jump in.

Meanwhile, Papa Smurf senses everyone thinks he is a joke and is willing and open to take anyone’s comments, attitudes, or breathing patterns as insults and invitations to start a brawl up in this bitch to rival the the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong (why do you think he tried to start with Lawrence over his high-heels? But that bitch don’t care and simply dismissed his shit comment crushed under his stiletto) and so when Phaedra makes a comment that Peter will not invite her to his grand opening at Bar Flop because he mentioned during  his magazine interview he don’t like her or any of the other bitches and thinks they are all “not cute” ( this is the same interview Phaedra was talking about earlier) Apollo says something about him and Phaedra not wasting their time reading that shit and Peter starts grinding on Apollo who only stood up for Phaedra’s big mouth.

The men get into an ugly yelling-match/ argument. Except there wasn’t much of an argument, it all consisted of the two men barking the same sentences to each other back and forth GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, I GOT MY MONEY I GOT MY MONEY. 

Suddenly, the camera got all grainy like someone was shooting it with a cell phone and the back and forth tit for tat kept going, but still no real argument or people sobbing in Italian yelling “get the gun” or anything like that so, if they were trying to upstaged the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong they failed miserably, plus Kroy calling the police so that it didn’t turn into a disaster New Jersey Christening level didn’t help.

Cynthia sat there saying she was ‘MORTIFIED!” and trying to pretend her husband is NOT an embarrassing asshole with no trigger control who uses her hotness and fame to coat-tail his way to fame-whoring and fortune while dragging her to the pits of the gutter circus of crazy in all it’s embarrassing glory. I am surprised she is “MORTIFIED!” wasn’t she hoping to get kicked out along with Peter? Phaedra laughs during her talking head interview and says Apollo is off parole and doesn’t have a problem beating up an elderly person on Medicare.

Meanwhile Kim missed the whoooole sloppy mess because she was having a cigarette and wine break, since she smokes and drinks for two now and has to keep that shit away from the cameras.

Filed under: kandi burruss, kim zolciak, Kroy Biermann, nene leakes, peter thomas, Real Housewife Of ATL, real housewives, real housewives of atlanta, real housewives of atlanta recaps, sheree Whitfield, , , , , , , , , , , ,

Real Housewives Of Orange County, Alexis Bellino Is Pregnant And Vicki's Daughter Gets Married?

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 Someone that calls themselves BravoMole posted this pic of Alexis Bellino with a fat protruding belly. Is she really preggers or just having a fat day? The same person also posted that Vicki’s daughter Brianna got married.
 
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This just in, Alexis Bellino is pregnant!
 
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This just in: Vicki’s daughter on #TRHOC got married!

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies, Kelsey Grammer To Camille Says He Gave Her Real Housewives Fame As Parting Gift

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Camille Grammer’s ex-husband Kelsey Grammer seems to really hate her guts. He either doesn’t give a shit how he comes off when he dumps on her or he is just honest. Methinks a little bit of part A, and a little bit of part B and somewhere in the middle there is the truth. I still haven’t forgotten what a beast Camille was in season one, I bet that last season’s Camille  is the REAL  Camille. The one we have this season is a mellow version just to not piss off her ex and jeopardize her jackpot divorce settlement.

Kelsey’s evil genius revenge  I-hate-bitch-face-plan to make Camille famous via Psycho Circus Side Show as the main attraction last season worked out as planned. And check out the video below he is straight up bragging about the RHOBH grenade he pulled the pin from and threw behind him as he left Camille, while running and laughing his ass off!

“In my mind [RHOBH] was my parting gift to her,” Grammer said. “It was a very difficult marriage and a very difficult decade. I thought, ‘So long, here’s a present for you.'”


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The New Replacements Of The Real Housewives Of New York, Did Ramona Singer Help Jill Zarin Get Fired? Also Alex Mccord And Jill Zarin Still Fighting After Fired From Show!

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The latest rumors are that the new bitches replacing Jill Zarin, Alex Mccord, Kelly Behemoth and Cindy Horse Teeth are supposedly ladies who married even better and had better careers than these four clowns did. The new cast consists of Carole Radziwill who is the widow of a  relative of the Kennedy clan Anthony Radziwill, also fashion designer Heather Thomson and philanthropist Aviva Drescher will be replacing the four fired housewives.

Carole Radziwill has worked as an NBC news producer and is a bestselling author and married Anthony Radziwill, nephew of the late Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Anthony died of cancer in 1999.

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Aviva Drescher is a “Wall Street” wife who married and had three children with Investment Banker  Reid Drescher, founder of Spencer Clarke Securities and Investment Banking. Meanwhile she hangs out philanthroping to have something to do.

Aviva Drescher (left) and Heather Thomson.

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To rub salt in Jilliousy’s recent wounds of getting fired and all of that shit, Bravo decided to make sure they brought in a paid fashion designer who already made sausage encasing squeeze ware a success BEFORE coming into Housewives.  Fashion designer Heather Thomson owns and runs a shapewear business called Yummie Tummie that also happens to be a favorite of Oprah. Jill must be pulling out her hair crying. I hope she doesn’t explode of Jilliousy and blows up like a pumpkin that ate an M-80. HA HA HA!! NICE ONE BRAVO!

What still amazes me after watching all these housewives shows, is the willingness of these new women  who are supposedly “well-to-do” and “well-connected”  to put their lives out there and risk being embarrassed and ridiculed and how willingly and eager they are to  jumping in this pit of fire. Heather Thomson and Aviva Drescher have been acquainted with some of the Real House Skanks, but Carole Radziwill has “never met any of the women.” YEAH, SHE WILL NOW!!

Even though Carole has never met the other bitches I am sure she has heard enough about how reality TV can ruin your life and the other two women who run in the same social circles as the Housewives should know better and are grown enough to understand that if you join a reality show you don’t come out smelling like cupcakes and rainbows because I am sure they DON’T  live under a rock either.

But I guess people with Attention Whore Personality disorder mixed with a little mid-life crisis is what drives these bitches into doing these reality shows even if these shows have ruined other people’s lives with things like oh, bankruptcy, evictions, divorce, public humiliation, clown ass bloggers making fun of you, suicide, etc. They still don’t learn NO matter if it hurts them or members of their families who may become casualties to the herd of circus stampede they are now a part of.

Bravo has not yet confirmed anything, but these are the rumors being spread.

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Meanwhile other fun rumors that got spread this week include Ramona Singer’s supposed involvement in getting Jill fired from the show a so called secret source told US Weekly that Ramoniac, “wanted Jill out and her friends in.” And she also “came to Bravo with a few pals she thought would make good additions. Bravo decided to go with the new girls and not Jill, so Ramona basically ran her off the show.” Ramona denies the allegations, “We can recommend people to come to the show, but it’s not my decision.” The other bitches left on the show are happy Jill is gone and are having a block party  “Jill caused a lot of problems,” and Ramona another supposed insider says “Her castmates were upset with her, since she’d tweet all these negative things. Karma’s a bitch.”

I wonder if Ramona recommended that Alex and Simon get the axe as well? Or was that just Bravo’s sole decision?

The show may of ended and the cameras are gone, maybe these bitches got escorted out of the building by security, I don’t know? (Alex and Simon physically thrown  out, possibly) but, Alex and Simon are still fighting with Jill while in the parking lot (could you all just imagine that scenario?) accusing the bitch of getting them fired! WHAAA??? DIDN’T SHE GET FIRED TOO??!!

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Here is the scoop by US Magazine:

McCord, 37, told Good Morning America Friday that Zarin, 48, “has been trying to get me off the show for a number of years. She succeeded…She’s a manipulator and she’s very good at feeding information to her own end.”

McCord’s husband Simon van Kempen added that Zarin was a “flawed woman extraordinaire…Jill sometimes is still very much stuck in junior high as the girl who was unpopular, who was bullied. And 30 years later, she’s still there.”

In response, a rep for Zarin tells Us Weekly: “Alex and Simon’s allegations represent the type of negativity that Jill is eager to move on from. Jill will continue to take the high road and wish Alex and Simon nothing but the best.”

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BITCHES! Pick up your shit and GO HOME! I don’t know if you haven’t noticed, but your fifteen minutes died fifteen minutes ago. IT’S DONE GO HOME!

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Thanks to Cindy and Louise for the links!


Filed under: Alex Mccord, cindy barshop, Jill Zarin, kelly behemoth, Kelly Bensimon, real housewives, real housewives of new york, , , , ,

Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies,Taylor Armstrong's Lavish Lifestyle Was Nothing But A Faux Charade, Russell Armstrong Shot Sister In The Leg

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Chankla Face’s late husband Russell Armstrong was NOT a rich man at all, as she tried to make us believe. Russell Armstrong’s attorney Ronald Richards stated that Russell was using all of his savings to finance the charade Chankla Face was keeping up with. The attorney says that Russell burned through all his savings and didn’t retain any money to pay for all this faux lavish show Chankla was trying to front and that they were  really living the Beverly Hills lifestyle on a month to month McDonald’s paycheck. Richard’s stated that Bravo didn’t care if their marriage was ruined and that the bitch goddess of reality TV chewed him up and spit him out (well duh?! They didn’t know they were signing the contract with the devil?).

The attorney also disputed the abuse accusations and stated that the problem was Russell and Chankla Face drank too much during their mandatory housewives filming outings and this resulted in physical fights where Russell had to restrain Chankla when she got crazy. I call bullshit on that because we all know there was proof he beat on women before coming from the ex-wife and girlfriend who claim the same thing.

Here is the original article:

NEW YORK (TheWrap.com) – A financially troubled Russell Armstrong tried desperately to maintain an illusion of wealth so his wife could become famous on “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” but she left him soon after she did, Armstrong’s attorney said Tuesday.

Attorney Ronald Richards said Armstrong, still trying to dig out from a 2005 bankruptcy, spent what money he had trying to help his wife, Taylor Armstrong. He said he last spoke to his client in the days before Armstrong was found dead by hanging Monday.

“He worked hard to get her where she was. Who do you think paid for that lifestyle?” Richards said in an interview with TheWrap. “He was disappointed. … He basically spent all their savings, and didn’t accumulate any savings, to support the show.”

Richards added: “He wasn’t rich. He was just generating enough income to not lose the cover. The expenses were getting higher and higher and he was unable to cover it.”

Armstrong also complained that the show “didn’t care if they ruined his marriage,” Richards said.

Bravo, which airs the show, and a rep for Taylor Armstrong did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Richards discussed his client as Armstrong’s estranged wife and their 5-year-old daughter mourned his death. Taylor Armstrong told People last month that the marriage was at times abusive, and in the 

same interview, Russell Armstrong said the show had “literally pushed us to the limit.”

Richards said his client didn’t want to do the show, but wanted to make his wife happy.

“He lost his marriage, he lost his wife, and he was constantly ridiculed by other housewives and by people that would make comments about the show. Stuff that would never have come up was exposed,” Richards said.

“He never thought it would be good for the relationship,” Richards added. “When people want to be famous, it’s worse than getting a junkie off of heroin.”

The attorney also disputed Taylor Armstrong’s claim that his client was abusive, and said many of the couple’s problems stemmed from alcohol. They often drank too much — including at parties they attended for the sake of the show — and Armstrong sometimes had to physically restrain his wife, Richards said.

“If you drink too much with your wife, and one person goes bananas and you grab them and say stop, I didn’t think that was domestic violence,” Richards said. “I thought that was calming your spouse down.”

Armstrong’s financial troubles included a 2005 filing for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in which he claimed $50,000 in assets and between $1 million and $10 million in debts. He never recovered, and staying out late for the show hurt his business, Richards said.

Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce last month. Richards was representing Russell Armstrong in the divorce and in a lawsuit seeking $1.5 million the plaintiffs demanded in the settlement of a past suit. That suit had accused Armstrong of selling shares in a company and then using the money to redecorate the couple’s mansion and invest in a restaurant.

Richards said Armstrong had a past misdemeanor battery conviction and felony “minor tax conviction” for not paying federal tax years ago.

 

It seems that Russell’s family is coming out of the woods giving interview after interview. Russell’s nephew and sister have both come out to talk about Russell’s troubled life. His sister states that Russell shot her when they were young, but he also helped her get off meth. 

His sister’s son who is also Russell’s 18 year old nephew  stated that the show must go on even though it may of being a factor in his uncle’s demise and says he doesn’t blame the show entirely because Russell already had financial and depression issues the show only contributed, but is not to blame:

“I think, in my opinion, Russell should be edited out, in respect to Taylor and the family,” Austin Kelsoe said on “GMA” this morning. “In my personal opinion, Bravo should take the high road and do what they think is the right thing to do.”

I think there were other factors of their marriage that could have led to the ruin of his life,” he said on “GMA.” “I guess the show could have been one of the factors, but I don’t think it was solely based on the show.”

Armstrong’s stepmother, however, believes the show pushed her stepson over the edge.

“I know this show ruined his life,” Gladys Armstrong told “GMA.” “Deep in my heart I know that. Russell was not what he was made out to be.”

She also blamed Taylor Armstrong for adding to the extreme pressure and stress she believes Russell was under.

“I think that Taylor was a little bit responsible,” she said. “He was just pushed to the limit and trying to keep up with the Jones’s.”

In an interview with People magazine that took place a few weeks before his death, Armstrong admitted that “Real Housewives” caused some angst in his actual reality. “It got really overwhelming,” he told the magazine. “When you get a TV show involved, and all the pressure — it just takes it to a whole new level. … We were pushed to extremes.”

Taylor and Russell were, at the time of his death, sharing custody of their 5-year-old daughter, Kennedy, who, Armstrong’s business partner confirmed to “GMA,” is not aware of her father’s death.

“She doesn’t know yet, and we want to keep it that way for a while,” said Francisco Martin, one of the people who discovered Armstrong’s body Monday night.

Martin also defended Taylor Armstrong and told “GMA” he believes her actions and lifestyle are not responsible for her estranged husband’s suicide.

“There are so many variables that we have absolutely no idea,” Martin said of what could have driven his business partner to suicide. “I don’t know what was going on in his mind at that point.”

Kelsoe, who described his family as “still in shock” over Armstrong’s death, said he could see the stress the show placed on his uncle.

“He told me he was going to be on it, and he seemed really ecstatic about it, at that point he was happy,” Kelsoe said of his initial conversations with Armstrong before taping for the show’s second season began. “When I visited him a couple of weeks later, he was telling me how stressed he was from the show and stuff like that.”

RadarOnline.com reports that other members of Armstrong’s family are reportedly considering filing a lawsuit against Bravo for contributing to the emotional state that led to his suicide.

“Bravo is at fault and somebody needs to pay,” Russell’s stepbrother Wade Jackson told the outlet in an interview. “Russell’s whole family was very close and they’re considering suing Bravo.”

Bravo has not commented on allegations that the show played a role in the suicide.

Russell’s sister also states that Russell had problems controlling his temper and that when they where small children he “accidentally” shot her in the leg with his dad’s loaded gun and she was in the hospital for like a year and was told she would never walk, but she did. She says Russell resented his father for leaving a loaded gun in the house:

“My brother had anger issues but he was trying to really overcome his resentments,” explains Laurie, 45. “When I was five-years-old and he was six-years-old he accidentally shot me in the leg with my dad’s loaded gun!” Laurie says this childhood mistake has emotionally burdened Russell for years. “He lived with this guilt all of his life and he blamed himself. I was in the hospital for one year, the doctors told me I would never walk again. But I did, I think I started walking again when I was six-years-old. It’s kind of a blur. He was angry at my dad for along time because he should never have left a loaded gun in the house.”

The same sister also gives Russell credit for helping her get off meth and flying her out to a Malibu California rehab center where he paid her stay from Hollywood Life:

“None of us believe he was capable of taking his own life,” continues Laurie. “None of this makes sense. He was full of life and never showed any signs of being suicidal. We spoke quite a bit and the last time we spoke which was last week, he was more concerned about me than himself.”

Laurie confirms Russell was beside himself with grief over his troubled marriage with Taylor. “He did say that he was completely devastated that Taylor wanted a divorce. When he first met Taylor he told me, ‘She’s the one, I have finally met the one!’ Russell is not just Taylor’s estranged husband, he was a father, a brother, a son, an uncle and a grandson.”

Russell very much blamed the RHOBH for ruining his marriage, and Laurie agrees the show drastically affected both him and Taylor. “Everything between him and Taylor changed when she was chosen to be on the show. Yes, they had their problems like any other married couple but the show always edited the footage to make it seem like he was this terrible person. He was always trying to better himself and make amends. Yes, he had a lot of anger issues but he dealt with it and was always trying to make himself a better person but the show dragged him down. At first he was so excited that Taylor got cast and I remember saying to him, ‘Are you sure you want cameras following you around all the time?’ He just seemed so happy for Taylor because this is what she wanted, she wanted to be a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills, it was her dream.”

Laurie reveals Russell has been incredibly caring and thoughtful to his family, and was of particular help to her while she fought a meth addiction. “No one really knows my brother, the son who brought our mom out to California when our step-dad passed away. He got her an apt and made sure she was ok during such a difficult time. The brother who knew I was struggling with drug abuse and made sure I got the proper treatment. He knew something was wrong with me and flew me out to LA. He paid for my to go to rehab at the Malibu Beach Treatment Center. I was there for meth addiction and then lived in a sober living house in Brentwood for six months. He visited all of the time.”

Russell’s sister, who now lives in Denton, Texas, credits him for her recovery, and it pains her to know how much he was suffering his final weeks. “In the last couple of weeks Russell reached out to our grandma and said he was struggling, she told him to put it in God’s hands.”

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Real Housewives Of Beverly Hillbillies Taylor Armstrong's Ex-Husband Commits Suicide!

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According to TMZ Chankla’s ex Russell Armstrong who turned out to be a woman beater committed suicide last night. The 47 year old hung himself at his apartment in Mulholland Drive and was pronounced dead at 8:16 PM on Monday.

That’s some crazy shit I don’t even know what to say.

My condolences to the Armstrongs.

Thanks Momtoo for the heads up!

 

UPDATE! Russell was stressed out over money and Chankla leaving him. From TMZ:

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Russell Armstrong was at his wits end over his impending divorce from Taylor in the days leading to his death — and he was inundated with debt.

Russell’s lawyer Ronald Richards tells TMZ, Russell had been staying at a friend’s house on Mulholland Drive in L.A. — the same house where authorities found his body hanging last night.

Richards tells us, “I feel bad because his credit cards weren’t working … He had tremendous financial problems.”

Richards adds, “He was also extremely bummed out about the divorce with Taylor. As far as a will, even if he does have a will, they don’t have any assets, so I’m not sure what there would be left to leave. I am extremely saddened … I had no idea he was depressed.”

As we previously reported, Russell — an investor who made his money in the 90s during the dot com boom — filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in 2005, claiming he had less than $50,000 in assets … and debt somewhere between $1 and $10 million.

 

UPDATE UPDATE!Chankla hasn’t even told her little daughter about her father yet! And she’s been hysterical since finding out.

From Radaronline:

 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Taylor Armstrong is beside herself with grief that her estranged husband Russell Armstrong killed himself RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Russell was found hanging in the bedroom of a friends home in Los Angeles Monday night and was pronounced dead at the scene. He was 47.

Taylor “has been up all night. She is hysterical, and can barely speak. She has no idea why Russell would do this. She doesn’t know how she is going to be able to tell her daughter, Kennedy,” a source close to the situation tells us exclusively.

Taylor had recently filed for divorce, and their marriage had been in trouble for some time.

The upcoming season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was going to feature the former couple going to marriage counseling in an attempt to save their marriage.

No word on if Bravo plans on airing those sessions in light of his tragic death.

Russell had “been dealing with a lot of financial stress in recent months,” our insider tells us.

Story developing…..

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! We’re going to be on this story all day and I’m too lazy to post another blog on this. Russell’s ex blames his death on Chankla Face and says she drove him to suicide with her famewhoring, greedy antics. Also the roomate of Russel who found him hanging says Russell confided in him that reality TV ruined his life (duh!)  :

The ex-wife speaks to Radaronline:

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Russell Armstrong took his own life on Monday night, and his ex-wife tells RadarOnline.com she blames his now estranged wife, Taylor Armstrong.

“I don’t care for her at all. I think she’s the reason for this,” Russell’s ex, Barbara Frederickson, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

“She’s not who she says she is and I told him to please be careful with this woman… I warned him! She’s bad news and she drove him into this.”

Sadly, Russell left behind a teenage son with Barbara who she says will be turning 14 this week, and will be “devastated” when he hears the news about his father.

“He’s always been a great dad to my son. He was very close to Aiden and he’s going to be absolutely devastated,” Barbara said.

“For years he saw Aiden twice a month and had him all the summers. It wasn’t until the issues with this Taylor girl that it got bad.”

Russell, 47, was married to Barbara in 1997 and separated shortly after their son was born.

“I don’t think it was the show,” Barbara said of the hit Bravo Real Housewives franchise.

“I think she [Taylor] drove him into financial stress and it just ruined him.”

Barbara tells RadarOnline.com that while she and Russell had their issues in the past, “what happened is in the past and Russell and I had a good relationship.”

  

Here is what Russell told his roomate about reality TV ruining him:

 

Russell Armstrong broke down just days before he committed suicide and admitted to a friend that reality TV had destroyed his life.

In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com Tom Vickers reveals how in his final days Russell was ‘somber’ and ‘withdrawn’ and blamed Real Housewives for turning his life upside down.

“It’s terrible news,” said the photographer, who forged a friendship with Russell over recent months and last spoke to him on August 4. “But during our phone call he didn’t sound like the Russell that I knew.

PHO“He was down in the dumps over the latest allegations that he had abused Taylor. I told him people don’t believe everything they read and he told me; ‘It’s funny how a reality show can ruin your entire life.'”

At the time of his death he was facing divorce drama with Taylor who accused him of physically abusing her.

But while he vehemently denied laying a finger on her, Vickers said he didn’t feel up to telling his side of the story.

“He told me the allegations were absolutely not true and that he wanted people to hear that from him. But he admitted he was too emotional and that there was too much to handle.

“He said: ‘I hope when I’m ready to speak people will be kind to me.’

“I don’t know what has happened with him in the past, but I do know that he seemed like a really good man. He was always cheerful and he had a real Southern charm about him.

“It’s a really sad time and I’m sure there will be a lot of people who will miss him.”

Russell was found hanged in a house in Beverly Hills on Monday night.

Another update on the family counselor’s reaction to Russell’s death:

Dr. Charles Sophy, board certified psychiatrist, who worked with Taylor and Russell Armstrong as they tried to save their marriage, is shocked about Russell’s tragic suicide.

“I am shocked and deeply saddened to hear about the untimely death of Russell. My condolences go to his family and loved ones. My immediate concern is for Taylor and her daughter to make sure they get the support they need to get through this difficult time,” Sophy tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

The marriage counseling sessions were filmed for the upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Taylor is “hysterical” about her estranged husband’s suicide, according to our source. No word on if Bravo will now air the marriage counseling sessions between Taylor and Russell in the wake of his suicide.

And Camille Grammar sends her condolences the other housewives are said to be speechless about the whole thing:

Taylor Armstrong’s cast mates on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are reaching out to her and her young daughter in wake of her estranged husband’s shocking suicide.

Camille Grammer tweeted Tuesday: “My sympathy and condolences go out to Taylor and Kennedy. My thoughts and prayers are with them.”

Bravo’s Andy Cohen – who oversees the “Real Housewives” franchise – likewise tweeted his condolences.
“I am so very sad about today’s news. My prayers and thoughts are with Taylor Armstrong and her family.”

Following Cohen’s tweet, a Bravo spokesperson released this statement: 
“All of us at Bravo are deeply saddened by this tragic news. Our sympathy and thoughts are with the Armstrong family at this difficult time.”

Bravo star Patti Stanger tweeted, “@taylorarmstrong Sweetie, I am so sorry for your loss, please note I am here for you… Prayers & condolences to you and your family!”

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Caroline Manzo tweeted, “So sorry 2 hear about Russell Armstrong’s death. I hope @taylorarmstrong’s privacy is respected during this difficult time.”

Peggy Tanous of the Real Housewives of Orange County tweeted, “I’m very saddened by the news of Russell Armstrong. My thoughts and prayers are with Taylor and Kennedy and the family.”

Armstrong’s co-star Adrienne Maloof tweeted, “My heart goes out to @TaylorArmstrong and Kennedy during this devastating time. You will be in my thoughts and in prayers.”

Stay tuned for more reaction from the other ‘Housewives’…

And finally here the last happy picture of Russell with Taylor and their daughter Kennedy:

 

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 UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE! Russell was scared of a tell all book:

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Russell Armstrong may have been driven to suicide by fear of an impending tell-all book, sources exclusively tell RadarOnline.com.

“Russell was recently informed that a tell-all book was being written and that many of his secrets were going to be made public,” a source with inside information said.

“He had expressed great concern about the book.”

According to the source, the book was going to reveal extensive details about Russell’s sexual indiscretions and preferences along with sordid secrets which could be deemed by some as deviant behavior.

“He’d been told that several of his exes were going on the record to expose the skeletons in his closet,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

“A few of those close to Russell knew about the book and knew he was really upset about it. Some friends think it was the final straw for him.”

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Real Housewives Of New York Recap, Chic, C'est la Merde

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 (I don’t know how the title of this recrap sounds in French, but anytime I can find and use a new curse word in a foreign language I’m going to throw it in there. Enjoy!)

Ramona and Sonja go to the gym and get hit on by an old  crusty man. Gonzo gets all excited and asks the old fart how much money he has and if he needs a date for the evening, but he turns her down so she gets sad and says goodbye to her possible could of been future ex-husband.

Also, while at the gym Ramona brags to  Gonzo  about what a wonderful mother she is to her daughter Avery (you know the one that complains that her and Mario are never around past 9:30pm) unlike LuAss who is only a weekend mother and who loves to slut around with every Tom, Dick and Harry-Balls in her pathetic music videos. Ramona brings up how LuAnn’s son Noel’s face fell out of embarrassment when he saw his mother laying around on “Money Can’t Buy You Class It Can Only Buy You Ass” video with a gang-bang of naked hot gay guys. How embarrassing!

Gonzo who is the old whore of New York says she didn’t think LuMan’s video was a slut flick, but Ramonzon insist that LuAnn’s video is Evil and she is sending a whore message that Ramonzon doesn’t agree with. Gonzo who is one Bravo paycheck away from the homeless shelter decides she will go along with Ramona’s bullshit this one time (you know just in case Ramona decides to come out of the closet and let Sonja move in with her and Mario!) and so decides she is not going to be on this video either.

Alex and Simon are having some kind of a hobo-barbecue complete with the package of 8 hot dogs for 99 cents, plus generic brand beer and Kool Aid. Alex dances around with the hot-dogs, trying to be sexy and fails miserably. Her son little Frankie who is now wearing his own Ride The Lightning Metallica shirt, innocently smacks her in the ass probably the same way he’s seen his drunken dad do that before many many times and Simon tells him to quit smacking what he can’t afford or some shit like that. It was freaking hilarious, then his little crazy ass  decides to go find some booze to be part of the adult party. Simon tells him to put the booze down and wait until he is seventeen just like Simon did when he was a young punk growing up in Australia drinking Fosters and smacking tranni looking street walkers in the ass.

Simon asks Alex if she is planning on playing  extra in the background of LuMan’s tranni video, but Alex says she refuses to participate in some bullshit ass video for an old bitch who thinks her shit don’t stink, even though her breath stinks like shit. Especially when her highness tells the ‘little people’ how to behave  because while this delusional bitch was at the trailer park preparing to marry a rich old man, she never got the memo that you don’t use the word “class” to describe yourself because only bitches that live in double wides try to say that they are “classey”. This is what Alex’s  mama taught her when she used to be a little rich hillbilly girl living in a mansion in Kansas surrounded by maids and servants because Alex’s daddy, who was almost 25 years older than her mama, was an oil tycoon.

So there you have it bitches! Our little awkward Alex comes from old oil money (according to her and I hope this is true!). And if you all dont’ believe her look at Simon’s destroyed liver, that shit must of taken years of drinking plus thousands of dollars to fuck it up, and Alex has his liver in a box in the closet along with the thousands of dollars of fugly ass expensive dresses and Herman Munster shoes,  plus not to mention all those horrific man mumu’s and crazy ass, pleader spandex pants and all of the Rocky Horror picture show S&M wardrobe those fuckers wear. That crapola  must cost thousands and thousands of trustfund dollars, plus all the times they blew money vacationing in St. Barts. Yep, Alex’s inheritance, that’s where these dipshits were getting all that money to party.

 

 

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Jill jumps on the chance to get a free memory test because she likes free shit. And the beanie on her head is a “good look” for Jill specially if it was a lobotomy cap, then it would be perfect. She asks Sonja to meet her at the doctor’s appointment because that’s what people do when they are discussing being in some cheesey music video  for some desperate bitch that other people feel embarrassed for.

 Gonzo, who is the Senior whore of New York, tells Jill that she doesn’t want to be on this music video because all of the sudden, humping and grinding on young twenty-five year old model guys who may also do side work as male escorts that Gonzo could of easily picked up for an evening of hook up and cheap hooch is a bad example for Gonzo’s nine year old daughter who may see mommy doing these horrible nasty things, but all the other times the bitch was having her cottage cheese crusty ass hanging out while she forgot her panties and grinded on whatever men where present was perfectly okay.

Jill is not buying this bullshit story, and like a good used car salesmen she tells Sonja what she wants to do and insists that Sonja wants to do this music video. Gonzo breaks down and says it was Ramonzon who influenced her to not do the video. “BINGO!’

Meanwhile the poor doctor doing Jills memory work is pointing a gun to his head after hearing the trail of drama dribble out of these bitches psychotic mouths.

Ramonzon and her crazy eyes meet the Countless for an evening of confrontation and bitch slapping.

Actually LuAnn meets Ramona for lunch to convince her to be in LuAnn’s crap de la crap video. It was funny how LuAnn was begging this bitch to be in the video trying to use cult mind control techniques that don’t work on hurricane Ramona, and Ramona spits on LuAnn and says that she is not doing this bullshit ass desperation of old casino whore music video because it will set a bad example for her daughter Avery who disapproves of Ramona doing the video.

Ramona continues her spitfire attacks on LuAnn suggesting  she is a bad mother who only sees her children on the weekends unlike Ramona who lives in the same house with Avery and spends a lot of time in the same house with Avery although  she only sees her for like five minutes a day and this is while she is not sober, so Ramona has no idea what the fuck is going on, but still sees Avery for like five minutes, so that counts as better parenting according to Ramona’s Pinot Grigio injected brain.

LuAss gets pissed that this bitch is here criticizing her awesome Countless parenting skills after all, at least LuAss leaves her children with a hobo unlike Ramona who leaves Avery alone when Ramona is not there. Ramona brings up that she has the perfect family unit and LuAss asks Ramona about Mario and his cheating escapades “And how’s that going, by the way?”. Ramona says that the psychic was wrong and her eighteen- year open marriage is perfect  unlike LuAnn’s ex-husband Count Chocula who cheated on that bitch left and right. LuAnn gets butt hurt and walks out because she knows it’s true.

Ramonzon should of just quit blaming Avery for not being allowed to do the music video and told LuAnn straight up she didn’t want to do her crappy video because she can’t stand LuAssHole and end it at that.

Horse ass teeth Cindy also gave LuAnn a lame ass excuse about not wanting to be in her music video because she was spending time with her children. WITH HER CHILDREN?  You mean with the little people that she has no clue how to deal with? That she ends up pawning them off on Nannies and complaining that they keep her up all night? But I guess that’s what happens if you have children at the age when you really should be having grandchildren, you have no energy or patience on how to deal with them. For some lame reason LuAss accepted Cindy’s excuse for not doing the video.

Cindy and her horse teeth show up to Sonja’s house for some trailer park toaster oven eggs and juice. I have no idea why Sonja invited Cindy over for breakfast on a work day for work horse. Horse teeth Cindy shows up with all her work supplies which she spreads on Gonzo’s counter where she  sets up an office  and proceeds to take a business meeting conference call with all the other dipshits she works with to talk about pubes and while on her conference call Cindy shushes Gonzo, who is busy making Horse Teeth her breakfast.

Yep, Horse Teeth told Gonzo to shut the fuck up in her own damn house! I’m surprised Gonzo didn’t clonk that bitch with a frying pan, but then again she did the next best thing when she cursed her out in front of all her business associates who Cindy had on speaker phone (like an idiot) and Gonzo went off on her all ghetto and shit. I can just see the people in the conference call looking at each other in awkwardness while Cindy is getting the verbal bitch smack when Gonzo is dropping some ‘F” bombs in the background telling Cindy how “Fabulous” she is. That’s beautiful!

I wonder why Cindy had those people on speaker phone while she was acting all rude to Gonzo like that. Did she not think she was being ruuude and would piss off that other bitch who may or may not start yelling at her, did she not think that? Who the fuck goes to somebody else’s house to set up a makeshift office and get on a conference morning call while bossing the hostess around like a peon? WHO DOES THAT? 

How does this bitch even run a business with these asshole manners?  Cindy even pulled her twelve year old assistant out of her pocket and tells Sonja that “she don’t eat” when Sonja tried to pass the assistant some utensils so that Cindy can stuff her mouth.  Either Cindy is too ignorant to know how rude she comes off, or she is just plain rude and can’t help stomp on everyone she comes across with her size fourteen hooves because the bitch looks like she has beast size feet!

 LuAss is getting her poodle-doo for her music video (that only Jill and Kelly agreed to participate in) and of course her mouthy side kick Jill is there with her, bossing peons around, telling the director how to do his job, telling the hair stylist to redo LuAnn’s poodle hair and just sticking her imaginary expertise in everyone’s business(I think the whole crew was plotting her death).

LuAnn brags that she was inspired by a friend to just go out and do the video and of course because that bitch has to brag that she knows all the people who come from royalty she pulls a name out of her ass and says that it was ‘Princess La oum um um’ (she gets quieter when she says the name because she realizes she is going to get caught in her lie) that told her that inspirational shit. Yeah, sure LuAss you’re just best friends with the whole royal platoon you have a freaking secret members card to that elite club and we all believe you! 

The poor bastard video director wants to pull his eyes out  with blades because he has to work with these delusional old skanks (but especially Jill) and to shut them up he tells them that everything is “great”.  You can tell the director is embarrassed that he agreed to shoot this lame sorry ass excuse for a music video, but when there’s no work anywhere else and you were offered a bag of alley meth plus a half eaten turkey sandwich you take it, even if you have to work for a crazy bitch that thinks she is the next Madonna at age 52 or 62 or however old she is now.

They shoot parts of the video in the back alley of a casino hotel where all the hookers hang out (perhaps this was LuMan’s old stomping grounds?) and the rest in a limo (not a Hummer because LuMan felt a Hummer was not “classy”).  Kelly shows up late to take a shit while running and that’s what she contributed to the video, while Jill contributed by bitching and complaining  a diarrhea trail of stupid complaints the whole time she was there.  

LuMan thinks her video is awesome and she should be  because the director did an excellent job although he was about to jump out of the 17th floor hotel window, the director somehow still manage to capture LuMan’s faded youth, attention whore, desperation wrapped in menopausal delusions of grandeur.

 I don’t think the people who worked for LuAnn can put this down on their resume especially the music director. Putting this video down on their resume may cause them to get laughed out of the business. But as long as LuAnn thinks this is the best music video that was ever made and everyone is not laughing at her, but with her, everything is-A-okay. Just keep thinking that LuAss! Just keep thinking that!

Alex and Simon are having some art gallery situation happening at their Vampire Bordello and Ramona drags Gonzo plus Mario who gets the nipple flash from Gonzo when they all arrive at Silex’s house.  Mario’s eyes pop out. 

Simon is drunk off his ass (again) from the previous seven nights of binge drinking and his ass looks like he hasn’t shaved or taken a bath or changed his holy shirt for a few days now.

Mario then loudly complains about having to drag his spoiled ass to this ghetto Brooklyn neighborhood and the whole room of Brooklyn hood rats look right at him and get offended. Ramona says she is embarrassed, but ya’ all know that  this No Mouth-Filter bitch ain’t embarrassed of shit. She is just scared her and Mario will get jumped by the Brooklyn thugs the minute they walk out to the parking lot and she is planning to take off her shoes and run leaving Mario behind to save her own sorry ass and this is exactly what happened later on that night.

Alex, Ramona and Sonja decide to go take a dance class with Ramona’s daughter Avery because the best  way to avoid the oil of old lady music video the Countless tried to sucker them into is by doing their best old drunken bitch dance while wearing raggedy ass clothes from the butthole of the 80’s Menopausal hot flash dance closet.

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Kyle Richards And Husband Take Out NeNe Leakes For Steak Dinner

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Right after NeNe Leake’s son Bryson was busted for grand theft razor blade, Kyle Richards and her husband Mauricio took her out for a steak dinner at Boa in West Hollywood on Saturday night trying to cheer up loud mouth NeNe.

NeNe was grateful for the gesture and tweeted :

 “Thanks 4 supporting me & takin me out last nite n LA! Thanks 2 u guys, my stomach hurts LOL”

But later she refused to answer any questions regarding Bryson’s latest arrest and just said “God’s got it all in control.”

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Jill Zarin's Big Debut

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Here is a clip of Jill’s big performance on ‘White Collar’. People tweeted that her performance stank:

Kiki (@kikinitwithkiki): “Jill Zarin on #WhiteCollar? Oh, Jill, don’t quit your day job. #RHONY”

Grace Yu (@graceyu): “Why is Jill Zarin on #whitecollar?”

Rachel Leigh (@TheRachelLeigh): “What the heck is jill zarin doing in an episode of white collar? Im a fan of jill but celebrity-wanna-be much? #sticktoyourdayjob.”

After they all threw the tomatoes she went home. See what ya’ all think of her performance:

 

 

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