Real Housewives Of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice's Children In Danger Of Getting Taken Away

 

Teresa Giudice’s husband Barney Devito psychobabble, drunken outburst did not earn him father of the year like he was expecting (just like Teresa shitting all over people in her award winning book dind’t earn her the prom queen popular status she was expecting.)

According to the National Enquirer people close to the Giudice’s are worried that a “tragedy” is inevitable because of  Barney Devito’s drunkenness and Teresa’s relentless desire to chase famewhoredom, coupled with her insistence on being completely oblivious to her children’s need for more emotional support (like when a hammered Barney Devito chipped his tooth and she pretty much dismissed Gia’s freak-out.) The insiders believe that if Barney Devito and Teresa don’t put a stop to their neanderthal ways, their children will end up in a foster home.

From The National Enquirer:

“I think Teresa and Joe will lose their kids if they don’t clean up their act,” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“She’s being called a horrible mom and in my opinion, Joe’s the big, bad, bullying dad. And unfortunately for them, the proof is all caught on tape.

“Not only does Joe show his true colors by appearing intoxicated and fighting during episodes, but it’s clear that their daughters – especially Gia – are suffering from his and Teresa’s poor parenting skills.”

During one booze-filled play session with Gia, Joe took a tumble and chipped his tooth on his marble floor. A terrified Gia sobbed at the sight of her dad’s bloody mouth.

“If Teresa had any brains at all, she wouldn’t leave her girls alone with Joe when he’s drinking,” said the source. “It’s an accident waiting to happen. Child Protection Services needs to watch a few episodes and they’d see for themselves that there’s enough evidence to use in a child neglect case.”

“This guy is certainly not a role model for the kids and appears to have a drinking problem,” Dr. Terry Lyles, a Florida-based psychologist and expert on stress and trauma, told The ENQUIRER.

 

Thanks 808wave for the heads up.

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Recrap, Puta Cana Meat Market Princess On Display

The episode continues with the ending of the Teresa and Kathy fight in Punta Cana. Barney Devito grabs a net and puts it around his wife’s neck to haul her away because he knows damn well she is a “hot-headed” asshole and likes to start all kinds of shit over nothing. After that, Barney Devito  has a talk with Ritchie while they both primp themselves in the bathroom and Barney Devito  being the enlightened man that he is, tells Ritchie that he is not defending Teresa because women are “are fucking retarded” anyway. Yeah, just wait until ALL his daughters are grown and still living in the house with him and Tree and he says that comment while ALL of them are on their periods at the same time (including Teresa unless she is on menopause) I can just see Milania when she gets promoted from brat to bitch, SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU OLD TROLL GIVE ME PIZZA  I’M ON MY PERIOD!!

Jacqueline and Chris decide to walk off to talk shit about what a wackadoo Teresa is. Chris gets tired and decides to suddenly jump on Jacqueline’s back for a piggy back ride back to the hotel while kicking her on the sides and grabbing her boobs yelling “YAH!! YAH!!”

While this is going on the Rat Pack, Albie, Christopher and Gregg decide they are going to spy on Barney Devito and Teresa doing it while they are both in the bathroom. EEEWWWW!!!  Instead, they end up outside the bathroom window where Teresa is now changing into a mood changing “Wonder Woman, crazy bitch” I’M IGNORING KATHY outfit created by NASA. While the Three Stooges are trying to fish out gossip (for the gossip magazines later,) Barney Devito walks in on them and instead of busting them he thinks they are spying on Tree “pooping” and he doesn’t care. As a matter of fact he opens the window for them so they can get a whiff too!

That night they all go out to get drunk and into a fist-punching, kick stomping bar brawl, surprisingly with other people NOT with each other. Except Bravo never airs the bar brawl only the earlier part of the evening when the Giudice/Gorga’s were a lovey-dovey-family. Teresa and her brother hug and kiss, Barney Devito and Melissa hug and kiss. Barney and Psycho Midget Joey hug and kiss then, they play swords with each other, to see who is the shortest troll with the smallest itty bitty penis and it’s a tie. It’s all one big dysfunctional happy family-orgy full of hugs kisses and farts. To be honest with you I would rather see this interaction than when they’re drunken bitch slapping each other and of course we all know this didn’t last.

The next day Melissa and Psycho Joe Gorga release some “poison” in the bathroom and the Manzo boys, but specially Man-Servant-Sexy-Gregg feel lucky to walk in on it since Psycho Midget Joey had his little “Tarzan” “On Display.”

The girls including Miss Gregg all decide to follow Teresa’s lead and go to the market in Punta Cana. They all get dressed up and decked out in their tackiest high heels from head to toe. These bitches think they are all going to the upscale Gucci and  Louis Vuitton stores  they are all accustomed to. So, when they show up cameras in-tow in all their pampered Princess tacky glory at the open air market the locals where confused  and excited. They didn’t know if these bitches where upscale hookers from the USA taking over their little dirty humble, parasite, farm animal carcass infested open air third world market. But they were close. VERY CLOSE! I bet this was the most exciting thing that happened in their little village since that one time that Pedro farted nasty at the public sinks at the plaza. They are going to be talking about this for years to come.

Those bitches walking around on those run down streets as if they where freaking out in a bloody massacre horror film in their five hundred dollar “Gucci’s” on drippy blood were NOT the only things that were  “on display” at that open air market. The carcasses of dead cows and chicken heads were, but it appears their fake titties where upstaging the other things at that meat market. Did y’all see those scary looking locals drooling on those ho’s? Then, Teresa decides to grab a dead chicken and goes on chasing the other bitches with it. Teresa also decides to fan her cooch and ask the confused spice vendor if he ever read her book since she is a famous author and TV Star extraordinaire and even if this humble village doesn’t have any Internet access (except for the local drug lord) Teresa feels that is NO excuse for this quiet humble vendor who doesn’t even understand what the fuck she is saying, to NOT know who she is.

Teresa says the reason she is out in the local market is because she is doing research on writing her third cook book where she will be doing a “fusion” of Italian and Italian food. Except this time instead of using tomatoes, cheese, dough, meat and spices for the base “ingrediencess” she will be using dough, tomatoes, meat and cheese instead. So it’s totally different see.

While the Puta Princesses are out flapping their goods “On Display” for the local village the men go golfing. And when I say golfing they went and treated the golf course like the batting cages. The Godfather is the only one that knows how to golf (since he has to make all those crooked deals with city officials an’ all) and he is appalled and embarrassed he took these ass-mooning, drunken, savage, clowns with him.

That night Barney Devito was surprisingly going horn-dog on Teresa. Maybe it turns him on when she freaks out and goes “crazy bitch” on the other ho’s.

The Manzo boys decide that everything has been too peaceful between the ho’s and want to see a cat-fight so for the final dinner at Punta Cana they decide to have a contest to see who the Puta Cana Princess is. Immediately Teresa starts taking this nonsense serious like her life depends on it and gets this worried look in her face because she is afraid to lose this life or death contest.

They each win some lame ass category. Melissa gets asked who the VP of the United States and the bitch didn’t know his name!

IS THIS DUDE!

Then someone showed her this picture and she suddenly remembered it was Biden. When Melissa gets one more question about world geography she gets another point for naming Antarctica as the continent where Egypt resides because apparently none of these dip-shits know Egypt is in Africa none of them know, not even ex-college drop out Albie, oh wait maybe that’s why he got flunked out of school.

On the very last day of their trip Teresa’s lost bag of faux-jewerlies arrives after it went on its own traveling adventure from Florida to Las Vegas to Hawaii and then back to the Dominican Republic. When Teresa gets her bags she jumps up and down from joy and Greg rolls up his eyes.

Everyone goes back to the United States, after almost half of them got detained for the bar brawl and that was Albie, Barney Devito and Greg.

Melissa is now back in New Jersey and is nervous about her big performance at the Black Water thingy. When she walks in to meet with her professional back up dancers you can tell she is nervous and since she “doesn’t know how to dance worth shit” like Ritchie said in an earlier episode she can’t keep up with the dance steps. This is the reason the strip club place had to make her a bartender instead. Psycho Midget Joe also was trying to rent some live tigers to distract people in case Melissa’s performances flops because what better way to be distracted than to be worried there are two live tigers that can go on a feeding bloody frenzy at any minute in a room packed with about 600 people and one exit.

Then, when she does her singing rehearsal she sounds like a banshee having sex with a werewolf so they auto-tune her real nice and somehow a scientist comes up with a formula that makes her shoes give her rhythm to follow the dance steps. Awesomely she pulls the performance off and turns on all the mens even Barney Devito who congratulates her by giving her a long dry humping hug. Everyone loves each other even Teresa and Kathy get along, Teresa goes as far as apologizing to Kathy for being a crazy asshole. They are all one big happy dysfunctional issue-infested family! For now.

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey, The Other Woman Caught Having Dinner With Teresa Giudice's Husband Speaks Up, Also Jacqueline Laurita And Caroline Manzo's Money Troubles

 

 

 Recent reports surfaced regarding Teresa Giudice’s husband’s alleged cheating agenda on the night that Teresa was busy smacking bitches with dead chicken carcasses at the annual Posche Fashion Show.

Davana Medina, the woman that was supposedly having a romantic dinner with Barney Devito is speaking out. She told Star Magazine she has know the Giudices for years “I’ve known Joe and Teresa since I was little.” And there was no Hanky del Panky going on, or so she says “We were old friends having fun,” I BET!

Although Teresa insisted she wasn’t pissed off at all that Barney Devito was out on a questionable dinner with another woman and calls Davana a “family friend,” Davana says Teresa was fuming and flipping tables because her husband was out on a date with her. She also hints she is not close to Teresa she is close to Barney Devito! Davana also says that Teresa just said she wasn’t upset to save face “I think she’s upset because it makes her look like a jerk,” and added “But I don’t need to apologize for anything.” HA, HA, HA!!! WHAT A BITCH!

 

Barney Devito and Davana have a romantic past and the Bitch-I-Will-Cut-You tone Davana uses when she talks about Teresa (like she is in competition with her for Barney Devito’s stuby sausage prize) seems very questionable like something is going on, other sources added “Davana and Joe had a past together, and who knows what’s going on now?” and added, “Teresa had better watch her back.”

 Seriously in all seriousness WHY? would a married man have dinner with a woman that is NOT even friends with his wife only his friend? Even if they go way back WHY? Right? No other reason than for some T&A (because I know it ain’t for intelligent conversation) specially a man like Barney Devito who believes “all women are fucking retarded” and good for one thing anyway.

 

And the latest gossip according to In Touch Weekly magazine which they should just change the name to, Teresa’s Loud Speaker, The Godmother Caroline Manzo and husband are having money trouble Teresa the inside source told the magazine “She and her husband have big credit problems, and they’ve mortgaged the hell out of The Brownstone,” the source also adds that Caroline is very jealous of Teresa’s succes because her dream has always been to have her own cookbook Ala-Teresa,  just like Teresa said last week. Teresa The source added “It’s got to be hard watching Teresa, whom she hates, do just that.”

The same source also says that Jacqueline Laurita skipped out the reunion NOT because of the incident at the Posche Fashion Show, but because she is jelaous of Teresa according to Teresa the source  Jacqueline and husband Chris are having their own financial problems “I’ve seen her husband Chris’ credit card declined numerous times.”  When Jacqueline got wind of what Teresa told the magazine she took to her favorite weapon the Tweeter and posted this shit “Another disgusting display of Teresa’s lies. Keep hanging yourself!Tell every1 the plan2file4bankruptcy#2@how u laugh At beating the system!”

Teresa also insist her sister-in-law Melissa Gorga is a major bitch and gold digger who only married Tree’s bro for money, “She got a little buzzed, and she said she didn’t like him when she first met him. ‘But then,’ she says, ‘I saw his house.”

And finally professional shit-stirrer Kim Grannatell proudly announced she was the one who leaked the photos of Barney Devito and mystery woman, “In Touch Mag. Teresa’s husband and his latest GF. Thanks to Tom Murro and myself for having those photos! Jacqueline nothing to do with them.”

 

Thanks Nikki for the heads up!

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