Real Housewife Of Orange County, Vicki Gunvalson's New Man's Ex Says Vicki Has Been Bumping Fuglies With New Boyfriend For Years

Well it was reported that Vicki Gunvalson has been running around with this Brooks Ayers guy for a while now, that even his ex-girlfriend spoke to Radaronline and told them that she ran into a jealous Vicki back in 2007 who followed this woman into the bathroom to confront her and rip her eyes  out and pretty much told her STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!

The funny thing is that Brooks-dog was porking both of them at the same time  as well as other women (which he proudly admitted) and he laughed it off like a pig in shit!! It seems that he was dating Vicki who was cheating on Donn with Brooks at the time, who was cheating on Vicki with the girlfriend, and also with many other women that he was assisting in filling up their ‘love tanks’. But, it seems that Brooks decided to make Vicki his main bitch since she is the one that pays his child support bills.

Now, a lot of you have been posting comments that this dude looks like the guy from Cabo and I agree. I honestly believe this WAS the guy from Cabo and when Vicki and Tamra went to the Cabo-pachanga, this fool was tagging along behind the scenes and the whole time they were both claiming they were at a girls get-away Vicki’s new man was there too filling up her ‘love tank’. That’s what it looks like!

From Radaronline:

His ex-girlfriend, a woman named Debbie Keane, told RadarOnline.com that she started dating Ayers in 2005 and had a run in with a jealous Vicki way back in 2007, years before Vicki went public with their relationship and while she was still married to Donn Gunvalson.

“I was tagging along on a business trip with Brooks in 2007 in West Palm Beach, Florida and he kept talking about how his friend who was famous was coming to the conference,” Keane said. Sure enough, Vicki arrived at the financial planning group conference and immediately sought Brooks out.

“She sent him a text saying ‘finally here, I need a drink,’” Brooks’ ex said about Vicki.

Debbie said that two nights later she and Brooks were in a bar when Vicki walked in, so she followed her to the bathroom and confronted her about flirting with Brooks.  “She told me to mind my own business and then went and told Brooks he needed to ‘keep your girl in check.’”

However, Vicki remembers things quite differently — when contacted by RadarOnline.com she admitted to having met Debbie at the conference but claims that there was no fight, and in fact that Debbie “was really nice and complimented me on the show and on my outfit.” Vicki also insists that she was at the conference with Donn.

Debbie goes on to make a further, shocking, claim about Vicki and Brook’s relationship though: “In 2009 Brooks was at my house in Memphis when Vicki started texting him while she was away renewing her vows.  He told me she was saying that Don was so good to her but she didn’t really care anymore.”

Vicki totally disputes this ever occurred however, swearing to RadarOnline.com that she had no cell service in Turks & Caicos, where they were, so it would of been impossible for her to send any text messages.

Meanwhile, just last week Debbie said she had been communicating again with Brooks, who despite still being married, and reportedly dating Vicki, was trying to visit her in her new home.

“He wanted me to pay to fly him out here to meet him,” Debbie said.  She said she asked Brooks why he didn’t have his own money to fly and see her since it was reported that he had paid for a shopping trip with Vicki on May 11.

Debbie alleges that Brooks told her he didn’t actually pay for the purchases!  “Vicki went to change and I signed her name to her credit card receipt in the store, I didn’t pay for her new clothes myself,” Debbie says Brooks told her.

As for his relationship with Vicki, Debbie said he told her it isn’t exclusive.  “I’m not just seeing Vicki,” she claims he told her.  “I’m talking to three other women too.”

Meanwhile, Vicki insists that she and Brooks were never serious in the first place and that they are “taking a break” right now.

So this girlfriend of his was staying with him in his hotel while his ass was coming out to see Vicki. Aaand he makes the women pay for everything while he shamelessly admits it!  What a dog and an asshole!

Brooks Ayers doesn’t put his ‘huevos’ in one Love Tank. When this doofus got arrested for DUI he got his other girlfriend to fork out the bail money.

Here is the article about his DUI arrest:

Dui arrest:

The new boyfriend of Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson has had multiple arrests relating to unpaid child support, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered another arrest – this time for a DUI!

Brooks Ayerswas arrested on June 15, 2009 for DUI in DeFuniak Springs, Florida and RadarOnline.com has obtained his mug shot.

According to his ex-girlfriend Debbie Keane she paid his $1,000 bail in cash after he was arrested while driving to visit her on vacation.

“They kept him for two days and I finally got him out,” Keane exclusively told RadarOnline.com. The Walton County Clerk of the Court confirmed that Ayers was arrested on June 15 and bailed out by Keane, with cash, on June 17, 2009.

“He told me he was sorry, that he would totally pay me back,” his ex-girlfriend said.   “He has never paid me back.”

As RadarOnline.compreviously reported, Ayers was arrested twice in 2010 for not paying child support, and after landing in jail Gunvalson wrote a letter on his behalf to the judge, pleading for his release.  She wrote the letter two months before filing divorce papers from her husband Donn.

That’s three arrests in two years for Vicki’s new boyfriend.

Even Vicki’s children appear to be disgusted with Vicki for stepping out on Donn. Her son was very displeased with her and he is on Donn’s side. I remember that episode when they were all on the boat and Vicki’s children seemed to have a good time and laugh with Donn and got along with him better than with Vicki. You would think they were his bio-children. Her son says he still considers Donn his ‘pops’ and he will still have him in his life. 

Vicki’s non-annoying daughter Brianna who I think is a very nice girl, with a good head on her shoulders, whom I make a point to NOT CLOWN ON, because she doesn’t deserve it. Says she doesn’t want to meet her mom’s new boyfriend.  She even expressed that on Facebook recently and I was able to get a hold of this comment from her:

“Briana Wolfsmith   Haha and people called me the bad guy for not wanting to meet him

June 18 at 8:36am “

 

 

 

Remember this whole time Vicki was bad mouthing  Slade  Slimey for being a dead beat dad when she was running around with the guy that Slimey got lessons from and she was paying his child suport bill and what it looks like cheating on the Donn man.

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Real Housewife Of Orange County Vicki Gunvalson Claims She Knew Nothing About Boyfriend Being A Dead Beat

 

 

After the shit hit the fan that, Vicki send out a letter back in September to a judge asking him to release her dead beat boyfriend out of jail. Vicki came back, denying that she knew anything about this!

Now her lying ass is saying that she only dated this fool a couple of times and had no clue he was a dead beat and a cheater. But in the letter she send the judge it specifically says that she knew this man and she knew why he was in jail for! WTF?! I wonder if the botox injections that are making this bitch look like a Jr version of Mama Elsa is now affecting her memory so that she can’t keep her lies straight.

From the Rumorfix.com:

Real Housewives of Orange Countystar Vicki Gunvalson tells RumorFix exclusively, “I had no idea,” that her new boyfriend is being labeled a “deadbeat dad.”

When RumorFix reached Vicki by phone, she was shocked at the news, ‘I’ve only just started dating this guy, we’ve had like three dates. I don’t know about any of it.”

Her reaction is odd because RadarOnline obtained a letter written in 2010 by Vicki defending her boyfriend David Brooks Ayers against the child support claims.

Yeah, I like how she calls him ‘this guy’ but, in her letter she claims to be a good friend of his. NICE!

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Vicki Gunvalson Out With New Man, Keeps Ex-Husband Donn Still Living With Her

 

 

 

Donn Gunvalson’s  body wasn’t even cold yet, when Vicki found herself a new man. His name  is Brook Ayers. She already trained him to carry her shopping bags for her, and he also listens to her nonsense, looks just like  Donn , except this one works in insurance. Wonderful! This way they can be screaming and moaning insurance shit in the heat of the passions, while her new Donn look-a-like grabs her from behind. And why does this fucker look just like Donn? Is this the man from Cabo?

Since Vicki is still with Donn on the show she was hesitant about stepping out in public with her new man. So she has also trained  his ass to wait in the car and shut up, but she left the window open she is not a monster. Wow! That bitch knows how to train them. An insider told Life & Style: “Vicki hadn’t wanted to go public with Brooks just yet because on the show she’s still with Donn”.

Apparently his ass either suffers from a brain disorder, or he just has no access to TV and Internet  because he is dating Vicki, and was sniffing around Vicki’s tree waiting for Donn to move out of the way so he can jump on Vicki, “the first in line when he heard she was single. She seems super happy with him,”

What’s even more crazy but it doesn’t really surprise me one bit is, that Vicki and ex-husband Donn are still living in the same house. This is what she told Life & Style earlier this month: “We’re still living together” and , “We don’t know where each other are, ever. He’s always going to be in my life.”.

 Vicki also states that Donn doesn’t have anywhere to go since he don’t have a job and she let him stay in exchange for chores and car-washing her and Donn still have money shit tied up and haven’t completely split everything up yet.

 

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Real Housewives Of Orange County Recap:Tamra Breaks Up With Fernanda, Wine Hopping Bitches With Foot To The Mouth Syndrome And The Douche With The Most Lamborghinis Wins Award For Most Douchey

Even though Lynne Curtains is living in the van down by the river and she is no longer on the show, she still needed to ask Tamra what’s up with her and Fernanda. Plus this may get her some camera time so she can hop back on the show and make some much needed dinero.

Lynne informs Tamra that Fernando has bragged about the make out session Tamra and Fernanda shared on Tamra’s birthday, while Tamra was still married to Simon. Lynne also tells Tamra that Fernando’s crazy lesbian ass was not only bragging to Lynne, but also to the community about the Tamra-Fernanda love affair.

When Lynne asks if Tamra is gay, Tamra straight up tells her NO I’M JUST A WHORE! Then she starts singing ‘Blame it on al al al al alcohol, blame it on al al al alcohol’.  But at least no “nipple tweaking.” occurred between her and Fernando, so that means Tamra is straight. But just a whore.

Tamra must now break up with Fernando. Tamra also mentions that ever since her and Eddie became an item Fernando acts weird then she  brags that Eddie told her that the reason why Fernando acts like a whinny bitch since her and Eddie got together is because Fernando is ‘in love’ with Tamra. But that statement may be more Tamra bragging about herself.

Peggy pounds on Alexis door and demands to speak and confront Alexis on the whole thing with Jimbo not being present at her dinner party and disrespecting her and blah, blah, bla. Methinks she wants to get the dirt on this bitches marital problems. AlexAssLips starts twitching because every-time Peggy is around, the bitch gets the jealousy crazies and starts getting argumentative and all competitive with Peggy.

Peggy asks Alexis why Jim wasn’t at the party, and she says that she doesn’t believe that whopper about  ‘work’  keeping Jimbo from attending the party. Specially since that fool,  ‘never had a real job’ even when he and Peggy used to knock fugly boots together. Then, AlexAssLips can’t take the heat anymore and blabs out that Jimbo hates the other bitches and that’s why he didn’t want to attend this bullshit party.

Peggy bitches at AlexAss about how Jimbo is an asshole to Micah, and AlexAssLips orders Peggy to shut the fuck up because Jimbo has owned four Lamborghini’s.  And they all got repoed. But still even though all of Jimballs Lambs got repoed; AlexAssLip’s husband still has to be the Alpha male. And Jimbo has the pathetic and desperate Alpha male complex down to an art-form so is very easy for him to flip out on Micah like that.

After AlexAssLips brags, about how perfect and Christian her perfect family is, she starts whining about how she doesn’t have time for a social life. Why, with all her children and nannies, and the fashion designing skeam plus the 18 hours a day of workout plus ad the five hours of puke sessions that go along with that, the poor thing has no time for a social life.

Peggy sits there with her mouth wide open because she wants to punch that ho’ in the mouth. How come these people give off a weird vibe every time they are around each other? And it goes beyond the vibe of the two bitches being jealous of each other. Specially AlexAssLips who seems to show more jelaousy towards that bony ass corpse they propped from the coffin named Peggy.The vibe is definitely icky. Did they swapped partners? EEEWWWWW!!!!

Vicki still hates Donn and now she is more pissed at him for embarrassing her at the dinner party calling her a ‘bitch’ and acting a fool. But she’s always hated him. Donn tries to talk to her and she just ignores him while she fumbles around in the kitchen. Donn gets all sad and takes off to his new job washing cars on the corner of the street for five bucks a car. Ten for wax. Fifty for happy ending. Yep, he gives the best blowjobs and car-wash on that corner!

Next, the Drunken Beinge Winery Hoping Adventures, starting Vicki and her ignorant racist undertone comments made to the Puerto Rican Winery worker who makes the mistake of innocently asks the bitches if they are ready to ‘go to the dark side’. Meaning dark wine. However, Vicki has to turn it into a race comment telling Tamra that since the wine attendant is ‘brown’ Tamra is going to jump him because Tamra likes the ‘dark’ meat. The wine guy is clearly pissed and wants to punch Vicki in the face because the bitch is totally insensitive and oblivious or just doesn’t care about how offensive and racist this comment came out. Everyone else is embarrassed for her. But, stupid Vicki just keeps going making the room cringe. And nobody calls her out on her ignorance.

Peggy is also invited to tag along in this winery hoping expedition and she decides to stick her tongue so far up Vicki’s ass with her constant, pestering interrogations of Vicki’s crumbling marriage that she ends up pissing Vicki off. Vicki cries.

Slimey’s mom shows up at his house and demands of Gretchen food and wine chop, chop. And she also demands that Gretchen makes more money to support her loser son. Gretchen downs some wine and now that she is nice and drunk she bails out to avoid her possible future mother-in-law and drives off in her car to the market to get more wine. While drunk.

Slimey’s own mama tells him that everyone in America thinks  that he’s a loser and Gretchen’s little house bitch. Then, she tells him that it’s no wonder Gretchen’s parent’s don’t like his ass because he needs to get a job.  She also mocks him by asking him if he thinks Gretchen’s dad will hand  his stupid ass the family business. Finally, she hands him an application for McDonalds that she got from Eddie.

Next Tamra meets Fernanda for lunch and to break up with her. Tamra tells Fernando that the bathroom kiss meant nothing. Since kissing a girl for fun doesn’t count when you’re drunk. Then, Tamra tells Fernando to quit being in love with her and Fernando says Tamra was just a bootie-call anyways and not a good one after all.

AlexAssLips is doing a photo-shoot to peddle her awful dresses. She first has lunch with her Pee Wee Herman gay assistant Dylan and tries to talk him out of going to his college class that night because she believes in her tiny little pea brain that she is a better education since he is internshipping with her broke ass.

But, the smart assistant decides he is going to class because that bitch is broke anyways and he knows that she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing and that her so called fashion line will go down the toilet to join Sheree Whitfield’s line. After the wise assistant bails out, AlexAssLips is left to do her photo-shoot with Towel. Damn that bitch does look just like Octomom. Is that her?

AlexAssLips must be really holding  a lot of bottled up anger because of all the shit she has to put up with, from Jimballs. Since she constantly acts like an angry, jealous, controlling, competitive, shrew every-time she’s around certain females and Towel just like Peggy, seems to be one of them. AlexAssLips must be jealous of that other bitche’s huge-ass lips, that’s what it must be.

During the photo-shoot-out Alexis tries to control and direct the poses that Towel is doing when she doesn’t even know how to pose herself! I swear that bitch would not make it as a model they would fire her stupid ass she kept making these stupid faces like she was a blow up doll while  she was squatting taking a shit. She just looked stupid.

I hate to say it, but even stupid ass Kelly Bensimoron can model and do poses.  And she’s a moron! But stupid AlexsAssLips cannot even do that!  How sad, maybe she really needs her Master of Puppets Jimbo there or else she may really forget to how to breathe!

AlexAssLips failed attempts to control the photo shoot are foiled by her controlling husband Jimbo, who turns the photo-shoot into a cover for a porn flick. He even sets off the hotel smoke alarms by catching the carpet on fire with his cigars. (It wasn’t the smoke machine that set it off.)

AlexAssLips is not liking that shit, but she says she has to ‘listen’ and obey her fugly husband or else he may give her a black-eye to go with her fat lip. So AlexAssLips just bends over and takes it.

But that’s okay she will take it out later on Towel or Peggy or whoever the unfortunate bitch that happens to be in front of her is  at that time.

Meanwhile Gretchen has dragged house-bitch and Slave Slimey I mean Slade,  to Texas to peddle her fugly bitch bags. Gretchen is having fun detaching Slimey’s balls and playing catch with them and passing them around  all the other people in the studio where she is filming an infomercial. Gretchen calls Slimey her ‘roadie’ and her house-bitch etc. Then, she demands he curls her hair like he did that morning.

Slimey is still in denial and insist that Jo De La Rosa was the one who emasculated and bossed him around, not Gretchen. Yeaahh sure whatever you say buddy!

Peggy gets wind that AlexAssLips had a photo-shoot and so she decides to clean up her freshly embalmed corpse and does a photo-shoot in her good whore-lingerie. Who needs to pay their house note when you can have pictures of a dried up mummified skank that’s been up for 6 weeks straight tweeking on meth and it shows.

Peggy brags that most girls may have the looks but can’t pose for shit. She must have being directing that dig at Alexis. And Peggy is right, she should know, wasn’t she like a famous model that traveled the world and was in various music videos.

Wait what? She wasn’t? Yeah well even though she was just some unknown, wannabe model who was never told that some guy taking pictures of you in your underwear in a Easy 8 motel room so he can look at them later doesn’t count as modeling;  at least Peggy knows how to pose and in that gorgeous lingere and thinning, stringy, hair Peggy looks like an old 57 year old  crack-addict, hooker, with botched-surgery tits and no ass that just took her last hit of crack and the funeral parlor just got done embalming her and they’re getting ready to bury her all decked out  in her best lingerie.

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Real Housewives Of Orange County Recap, The Day Alexis Bellino Shit The Dinner Table Because Jimbo Wasn't Around To Keep Her In Check

On this episode Peggy and her husband Micah ended up throwing their own version of the dinner party from hell with the chef that Micah was scoffing and spitting food at. Since Bravo hooked it up and paid for it they had no choice, but accept this chef.

This dinner party should ofreally being titled ‘ The Foreclosure Dinner Party Featuring AlexAssLips and HerTable Pooping Shenanigans ‘ because it is my understanding that during this time the pretentious Tanous were getting the boot from the bank and losing their home and Alexis was freaking out because of her lack of Jimballs.

While Micah and Peggy get ready for their dinner party, they name drop a bunch of shit, from their watch brands, down to the fancy toilet paper they use to wipe Peggy’s no-ass, ass all this fronting just to make sure we heard them and to pretend they don’t have the U-Haul truck all packed and parked behind the house where the cameras can’t see it.

Peggy made sure she spare no cost when it came to her expensive party and lavish table she even had a singer for entertainment, and even after Bravo picked up some of the tab it was still expensive.

Peggy had stated before that they always throw a big lavish dinner party for all their friends. And from the looks of it a couple of these dinner parties must have cost the equivalent of their monthly house payment. Maybe if they would not be so caught up in showing off what they can’t afford, to their so called friends and would have just lived within their meager means and eaten top Ramen instead of fillet Mignon and driving an old Ford Fiesta instead of the secondhand Bentleys and Lamborghinis they can’t even afford, they would still have a nice house and not be living in a van, shitting in a can, down by the river with Lynne and Frank Curtains.

In this episode Tamra introduces her new man Eddie Munster, I mean Judge, to the skank platoon. Tamra and Eddie show up to Vicki’s so they can head out to Peggy’s. Tamra dresses like an 80 year old eccentric, senile, great-grandma with all those jewelries I bet she loses like 70 lbs when all those Mr. T rings and necklaces come off. After Tamra introduces Eddie. Vicki just stares and sniffs Eddie, then she stares at his teeth for a long time. Tamra says she is sizing him up.

Then all of them start talking shit about Slade Slimey and his child support 100k tab since this was splattered all over the Internet at the time of filming.

While Vicki is sitting there sniffing Eddies ass to make sure he passes her inspection and earns her seal of approval. Eddie decides to jump in the bitch gossip wagon and says he will pick up Slade an application at the Mcdonalds. Vicki then decides to give Eddie her seal of approval and everyone is happy.

When Vicki and Tamra arrive at the party and exit the limo, Tamra reminds Vicki to spread her sausage legs to show the ‘beef’ to the camera. Cochina!

As previously mentioned it was around this time that Slade Slimey was making headlines for being a dead beat dad to his children.  Including his little boy who is cancer stricken . So he hid out somewheres in jail playing someones wife and Gretchen shows up to Peggy’s party escorted by a rented gay for the evening.

Alexis also shows up with her gay assistant because Jimbo was pissed off that Bravo can’t magically edit him to look like he’s not an asshole. Why does AlexAssLips need an assistant for anyways? It’s not like she works. Plus the one nanny she has left, is the one that watches her kids. Is her assistant there to assist her to wipe her ass when Jimbo is not around to do so? WTF.

Peggy has a microphone and everything going on for this pachanga, so she introduces a talented lady singer from Phylli. As soon as the lady starts singing Tamra and Eddie are on the dance floor dry humping each other. Dipshit Gretchen is watching them all jealous because Tamra is now better off than her. Since she has a man that at least has a job at his dad’s law firm. Cleaning toilets.

After they all dance everyone plops down to eat. Gretchen’s rented gay-escort makes fun of Eddie, and asked where Tamra found Eddie. ‘Did she find him on 1-800-salsa’. Tamra gets all pissed off and gives them the look of death. Donn had a few bong rips and leans over to his side of the table to tell to tell the others he thinks Gretchen’s sucked-up, crack-head, face looks like that corpse from the Munsters.  They all have a good laugh.

Peggy is pissed that everyone is acting like they’re in 6th grade. The bantering continues, when Gretchen is asked why Slade is not there and she answers that he was with his kids. Donn busts up laughing because he knows the bitch is lying. Plus Donn can’t help it, he’s baked out of his mind so shit is 10 times funnier. Gretchen has this shocked look in her face because Donn laughs his ass off at her for being a liar. Tamra says that Slimey wants everyone to believe the bullshit story he is not attending the dinner party, is because his bitch-ass is at home plucking his ass hairs. That bitch is right.

Suddenly Alexis loses her shit when she realizes she is in the middle of the shark tank without her cult leader husband Jimbo to boss her around, she whines “I don’t know what to do or say!, Booohooo, hooo!”. YES THE BITCH REALLY SAID THAT!! She goes into crying hysterics the way a 5 year old kindergarten baby would the first day of school, like Tamra pointed out. Alexis whines and cries that without Jimbo there, she doesn’t know how to act what to do or say. WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE NEED HIM THERE TO PULL THE STRING!!?? So AlexAssLips decides to get up and go to the bathroom to lock herself in there and cry some more.

AlexAssLips also gives everyone contradicting bullshit reasons for Jimbo’s unexpected absence. But, on her camera interview she says he doesn’t want to film with those cackling bitches. Previously she also said he quit the show because the cameras only edit to show his true prick-self, they can’t perform magic to make him appear like a nice guy and not like the ‘Real Broke Angry Asshole Of Orange County’ that he is. So he quit. Now this bitch is saying he hates everyone and doesn’t want to film with them. Oookay then.

Vicki and Tamra think the real reason Alexis is so upset Jimbo is not there with her, and he didn’t want to film that day, is because him and Alexis had a fight. I agree with those skanks. Because the way Alexis was on her Droid text-messaging him desperately for forgiveness when she first got to the dinner party, plus the bitch looks all worried like she pissed off her meal ticket, then she constantly leaves the table to go to the restroom to cry and or text him. I can tell they not only had a fight he probably beat her ass too that day, it must of being some big ass, loud fight and the neighborhood heard it.  I bet.

While Alexis has gone to the shitter to cry and try to text Jimbo hoping he will forgive her because she made him punch her in the mouth earlier, all the other bitches are left sitting there wondering what really happened to Jimbo.

Coked out Micah tells Alexis’s gay-cort/assistant Dylan if he plays the ‘stunt double’ for Jimbo because he sure in fuck looks just like him. Dylan gets all mad because all the other dip-shits are now laughing at him specially Donn who’s got this real drunken, rowdy, laugh.

Gretchen goes to comfort Alexis and also to help her wipe her ass. Vicki, Tamra, Eddie and Donn are having fun, clowning of Slade Slimey and his dead beat shenanigans. Everyone at the table is all having fun and all that good shit except Alexi’s assistant who’s uncomfortable after getting clowned on.

Peggy and Micah turn to the Gunvalson’s to kiss some ass and bring up conversation about the Gunvalson’s being happily married a long time. The Tanouses, try to make it all nice like they are all happy crappy and shit, but like in five seconds Vicki starts arguing with Donn about him not wanting Vicki to have more children with him because Donn didn’t want children with her. Donn fires back at Vicki and calls her a ‘Bitch’. Vicki sits there all embarrassed and looking dumb.

During all this Donn and Vicki  barking at the table fun, Alexis returns to the table and continues lying about Jimbo’s reason to not be present.  First, she said his ass had to work, then he had a last minute client, after that it was that he had to stay home and Slimey was joining him so they can both pluck each other’s ass hairs. The last excuse according to Tamra’s verifications. But ya’ all know none of this shit is true, I agree with the fugly stepsisters about Jimbo NOT being there because his ass had clients or had to work or had an ass plucking session with Slimey.

After the fight with Jimballs he hooked up with the real Alexis Couture XXX Tranni and was ignoring AlexAssLips text messages.

Yep, he was over there with that tranni-ho’ while Alexis was left to fend for herself at that that horrible party with interrogator Peggy and the fugly stepsisters. Poor thing doesn’t know what to do or say without her cult-leader, psycho-ass, husband to pull the strings attached to her butthole and make her say and do the right things, which pretty much is whatever the hell he tells her to. Stupid bitch.

I don’t understand how Jimballs doesn’t want to be around the fugly stepsisters? He had no problem with that before, but now that the Tanouses joined this bitch-wreckage he doesn’t want to be around the mean girls ? How convenient. I bet him and Alexis get into fights over the fact that he dated that walking corpse Peggy because Alexis seems very jealous of her.

I bet Jimbo tauntes Alexis over Peggy to make her jealous and since Alexis is mentally handicapped her ass loses her shit and that’s the real reason I bet that ‘smelly dork’ doesn’t want to be there. Sorry for rambling on about that shit because I had to get that off my chest since that episode. Anyways after all that mess and AlexAssLips came back she then leaves again back to the bathroom to compose her self. This time Gretchen and the assistant Dylan follow her ass to make sure she doesn’t water-board herself in the toilet as punishment, because Jimbo is not there to do it.

While AlexAssLips is in the shitter crying Gretchen is in there catching her turds and feeding into that bitches bullshit. If you listen carefully Alexis is crying over a fight with Jimbo but I bet a lot of the conversation was edited out. But listen carefully just listen and you can tell its about a fight her and the ‘smelly dork’ had.

Gretchen is talking to Alexis about how those other bitches hate Alexis and talk shit about her and her ‘smelly dork’ husband. And how they are all jealous. YES,  jealous because Alexis married an old, scary looking, fat fugly man, who reeks of cigars and feet and who bosses AlexAssLips around like a dumb bitch for a few dollars that keep the rhino feeces injections coming, so she can end up looking like Mama Elsa in the end.

Tamra is bored of the drama between Vicki and Donn and so she decides it’s time for some other fun entertainment, so she drags Vicki to the bathroom to listen in on those bitches. Specially on AlexAssLips. Because it’s funny. Tamra puts her ear to the bathroom door and Vicki plops her ass down on a chair to play a poor look-out who jumps up and screams when Peggy surprises them while Tamra is listening with her ear to the door. Vicki was all AAWWW SHIT!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A WALKING CORPSE!!! Damn Peggy almost gave Vicki a heart attackt. Peggy’s pale ass corpse face would scare the shit out of anybody who is distracted at the moment.She looks like a zombie that would be running around moaning ‘METH, METH, MEAAATH!!’ You know, just dragging her skeletor legs around begging for meth scaring bitches and shit. There’s just something that looks wrong about that bitch.

Anyways after Peggy’s scary mug breaks up the listening party. Peggy gets in there and opens the bathroom door to tell Alexis to either go back and eat dinner like a normal person or get the fuck out. And AlexAssLips just sits there sobbing like  a ‘ 5 year old ‘ losing her shit. At this point Peggy is fed up with AssLips for shitting on the dinner party and just wants to toss her out Irish Tavern style. AlexAssLips decides she is gonna go back and join the table after she makes an ass out of herself by making a stupid asshole speech  ‘ATTENTION EVERYBODY, I AM SORRY I TOOK A SHIT ON THE DINNER TABLE AND FUCKED UP THIS FUGLY BITCHES DINNER PARTY, BUT GOD WILL FORGIVE ME… AND NOW SOME NAKED SORORITY BITCH DANCING!’.

And just like that, her mood switched just like the music did at that party and she was greasing a pole Gretchen brought from home in her Gretchen Rossi, Butt Fugly purse. And Alexis and Gretchen were both grinding on the pole and each other in their panties and making the gay assistants dry hump each other so they could watch. Peggy was standing there with a shocked, disgusted look on her sucked up meth-head face.  And Tamra, Eddie, Donn and Vicki all bailed out laughing at Peggy because, she is the one that has to scrape and hose down that crazy drunken bitch Alexis and her posey off the floor in the morning when it’s time to clean up and the bitch wakes up in a puddle of puke and pissed-drunk.

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Real Housewives Of OC Vicki Gunvalson Blames Show For Marriage Breakup

Vicki Gunvalson feels that the reason her and Donn divorced was because of the Real House Skanks Of OC Three Ring Circus and blames the show for 90% of the problems her and Donn now have.

She told CNN:“Six years ago when Donn and I started, we didn’t have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I truly believe it is the show,”

Vicki believes that if she would have ignored her Attention Whore Personality Disorder impulses, she would still have a husband since no cameras would have being there filming the verbal bitch slaps on Donn, plus Vicki seems ready to trade Donn in. Vicki also blames her long work hours at her busy growing insurance business for her breakup because she has to work from 6am until midnight, to keep an eye on those young guys that work at her insurance company because God forbid they may steal the pens or something wrong like that. Plus if Vicki is not there to crack the whip and spank her employees when they get out of line who is going to do it?

“[W]e had a good foundation. We really felt like we could battle it and the reality was I got too busy for him. My business in itself – I have 400 agents and 12 employees and I’m at the office a lot because I was trying to film TV in there and then he felt deflated… the center of my universe was not my husband,”.

She added,”I didn’t have anything left for him and we grew distant. If I didn’t have the show I would have had more time for him. That’s the reality.”

Vicki also believes that reality TV can ruin marriages and destroy lives, but in the case of Tamra and Simon Barney Vicki feels reality TV wasn’t to blame. She believes  it’s totally different because Simon is just an asshole and that’s what did it:

“Look there’s gonna be divorces and there is gonna be deaths like when Lou Knickerbocker died. We didn’t expect that,”

Vicki also says that other bitches that join these reality shows better be prepared with the ugly that comes with it:

“[T]his is the reality and if you are throwing your life on a reality TV show, you have to be prepared for the consequences.”

Let’s just hope she means that last part.

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Vicki Gunvalson's Midlife Crisis House Sale Everything Must Go, Even Husband!

Vicki, Vicki, Vicki. This Bitch is just now. NOW! Admitting she is having a mid-life crissisisiss. She also brags about how the Real House Skanks Of The Orange Cunties, unleashed the Pandora’s box that is the  House Skanks phenomenon into the world. Which in result farted out the spin offs:

“I’m going through a midlife crisis,..I’ve got a convertible, a belly button ring and I’m getting a divorce.”.. I don’t think we could have foreseen how the franchise has grown into so many different cities,..The bottom line is if our franchise didn’t work, there wouldn’t be all these other [shows]… We are the originals and I believe we’re going to be around a long time because the viewers want to see our lives unfold.”

Really Bitch? Really? UHMMMM. You can take credit for the spin offs . But,  I think you been having a midlife crisis for like 10 years now crazy ass Vicki. No, make that 15!

Ever since I started watching the House Skanks, Vicki has always had, this weird ass relationship with Donn. Like they hate each other. She acts like she took Donn’s dick and she is smacking him with it. Donn acts like he’s all pissy she took his dick and he gets all passive aggressive annoying on her, so they both annoy and irritate the shit out of each other. When Vicki goes out, with Donn’s dick still in her pocket of course, she molest young guys with it. See sample below:

 

She has also sat her ass on her friend’s huuussssband’s lap and proceeded to lick his face. See:

 

More midlife crisis shenanigans went on with this bitch. She flirted with more men, grinded on them, licked their faces the best way her Droopy the dog tongue can. And even got a tattoo at a bar where she bared her fat ass in front of God and every body’s grandpapi, and so on. On one occasion she didn’t want the Bravo camera to catch her making out with some guy at a club:

Last year I posted some gossip about Vicki, and all the mutual clusterfuck of cheating, that her marriage to Donn is based on. There was some random scandalous comments posted on some blog, from people who supposedly knew the Gunvalson’s and their loveless crumbling marriage . According to one of the comments, Donn is also a cheating douche who used to be a manager at some call center and he would corner women and sexually harassed them.

Now remember, Vicki has always stated that she is the bread-winner. Sooo was Donn like not working? Does anyone know out there? Perhaps one of my readers can tell me about this Donn situation? I am not too familiar with what happened there, but  it would seem to me that, if Donn was sexually harassing women at that job he had they must have fired his ass

Because if he did all that scandalous shit and Vicki knew why they fired his ass and they just stayed married for appearances. Specially for the show, maybe that’s why she was also out there humping on other guy’s legs and she didn’t care if Donn knew it or not. Vicki must have also been livid and resentful that douche Donn was out trying to hook up with other women at work and as a result got fired. So Vicki said  FUCK IT!, and acted like a loose 2 dollar, dock-hooker just to teach him a lesson.

Or is Vicki is just an asshole that likes to run around on Donn and maybe she, or one of her minions placed those comments? So many questions. Methinks it’s a little bit of part A and a little bit of part B. But one thing I know for sure. Vicki  must of being suffering from this midlife crisis bullshit going back a few years. Because she put her house up for sale, back in June 07′ at the asking price of $3,750,000.

Vicki and Donn were supposed to be downsizing and moving to a smaller home, they bought in April of 2007 for $1,650,000. But, at the last minute decided to take it off the market. Supposedly they still own that house untill now. This is the very same house that started the war between Vicki and Jeanna. This goes way back to an earlier season before I started this blog.

What happened was, Vicki hired Jeanna to sell the smaller house and the house didn’t sell because that’s when the market crashed. Jeanna then talked Vicki into letting her gay boyfriend Frankie move in it, in exchange for him cherrying up the house and a little bit of rent. I think. I don’t recall all the details. Of course Vicki got pissed at Frankie staying there because he didn’t pay her or some shit like that and they all got into a big fight and Vicki blamed Jeanna for it. To top it off, Vicki also let Slade Slimey store stuff in that house because it was easier than pushing that shopping cart around Coto De Caza.

Housing prices were already dropping in that chi -chi neighborhood fast. But, allowing recently homeless Slade Slimey, push that shopping cart around those posh neighborhoods. Was bringing the already sinking, housing, price- ship down even faster. Like 300 to 500k faster.

Something had to be done fast, to prevent this sinking ship from sinking faster. This is when Vicki decided to let Slimey store his crap in her storage house.

Or else the neighborhood committee would of had to change the name from Coto De Caza to Coto De Caca. Because Slimey’s stinky, no shower ass, and all his precious collections of cans and tranni- porn, smelled the neighborhood up like smelly caca. These days that’s Gretchen’s problem.

Any-who, the whole thing was a convoluted mess that caused the whole friendship between Vicki and Jeanna to go in the toilet just like the real state market.

And now , since the marriage between Vicki and Donn is also in the toilet, she is selling the 5,400 square feet, 5 bedrooms, 5.25 bathrooms house for $2,695,000.

The marriage is finito. Well at least Donn can live in the smaller storage house with all the stored furniture. Vicki will get herself a swanky pad for all the 20 year old guys she’s gonna be banging.

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Latest News On Vicki Gunvalson's Hospitalization

 

As was reported earlier during the week Vicki Gunvalson was hospitalized for internal bleeding of her colon.  Vicki disputes reports that this was due to anxiety and  issues that are stress related to her recent divorce. Other people believe it’s because Vicki doesn’t slow down and is at the office from dawn to dusk.

Here is the original article from Eonline:

Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson might be out of the hospital, but that doesn’t mean she’s feeling any better.

The Bravo reality star tells E! News exclusively that she was experiencing internal bleeding Thursday night due to ulcers in her colon.

Despite a report that the hospital visit was caused by anxiety over her recent divorce filing, Gunvalson says that what she has is a purely biological condition.

Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson tells E! exclusively that she’s been released from the hospital after experiencing internal bleeding Thursday night due to ulcers in her colon.

 Despite rumors that the hospital visit was caused by anxiety over her recent divorce filing, Gunvalson says this is a purely biological condition.

 “It’s not due to anxiety,” says Gunvalson. “It’s not due to a divorce. I’m very sick. I was hemorrhaging. It was very scary. I have internal bleeding in my colon and they fixed it.”

 Gunvalson, who is currently in a wheelchair, tells E! she had surgery two hours ago and is now headed home with her daughter and required to be on bed rest for a while.

 “I’m not feeling good,” says Gunvalson. “They said I’ll be ok. It could flare up again, but I’m very healthy and I didn’t do anything to cause this. People just get sick. I’m going to be ok.”

 And despite her recent spilt, Gunvalson’s soon-to-be ex-husband Don came to the hospital to visit her.

 “It’s amicable,” says Gunvalson of the divorce. “We’re perfect. We’re not fighting. “

“It’s not due to anxiety,” says Gunvalson. “It’s not due to a divorce. I’m very sick. I was hemorrhaging. It was very scary. I have internal bleeding in my colon, and they fixed it.”

Gunvalson, who is currently in a wheelchair, tells E! she had surgery two hours ago and is now headed home with her daughter and is required to be on bed rest for a while.

“I’m not feeling good,” says Gunvalson. “They said I’ll be OK. It could flare up again, but I’m very healthy and I didn’t do anything to cause this. People just get sick. I’m going to be OK.”

And despite her recent split, Gunvalson’s soon-to-be ex-husband, Donn, came to the hospital to visit her.

“It’s amicable,” says Gunvalson of the divorce. “We’re perfect. We’re not fighting.

 

Friday after surgery Vicki was released from the hospital and hasn’t even fully recovered yet and she is already at it, going to Palm Springs for some shindig. Here is what she posted on her Facebook:

Palm Springs this weekend. I need to destress. I am in Palm Springs this weekend for the Women’s Empowerment Expo. I’ll be seeing Michael Costello tonight ..it’s been way too long!

 

So there you have it! Even after serious bleeding of the asshole our beloved evil empress Vicki will be okay! She is already eating her cereal out of a skull, like she does every morning and getting ready to terrorize Palm Springs.So don’t worry about her!

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