Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Sheree Whitfield Can't Find A Date In The ATL And NeNe And Peter Used To Date?

On a recent interview by Sheree Whitfield she dishes on her dating dilemmas, apparently every single straight male in the ATL has boycotted  dating  Sheree and I’m sure her bitchy demanding demeanor had nothing to do with it. She says she has to pick up guys that perhaps live under a rock and have no televison while she is on the road  “And of course, there’s no dates in Atlanta so I have to get it in when I travel,” Sheree hasn’t found a good wallet to fuck on so far, “I haven’t found anybody special, but I do try to, you know, meet different people.”

Sheree was currently spotted with Kermit Quinn from Blackstreet and dating rumors started swirling, but Sheree shuts down those rumors and says Kermit is just a “good friend.” She also complains about how she “can’t even be seen with guys!” because the media is always assuming she is dating a guy just because she was seen with him. Also Sheree admits she has a “celebrity crush” on Kobe Bryant and in her sad little head believes he is a “great guy.”

Sheree would also like to be stranded on a desert island with her two “funny as hell” ho’ stars Kim Zolciak (so she can pull her wig when she gets island fever) and Phaedra Parks because she has a  “good head on her shoulders” and also Sheree can bitch her out about being useless (just like she criticised her lawyering skills) and not building her a mansion from sticks and twigs while they’re all playing Gilligan’s Island.

Also she is apparently bringing back from the dead her clothing line that bombed “She by Sheree got very, very expensive and I put a lot of my money into it. It is my passion, I love fashion,” and will reincarnate it as a fitness line with DVD’s to go with it. “I’m actually in talks with a couple different people on bringing it back as a fitness apparel line. She by Sheree fitness with a DVD, kinda moving into the whole health and fitness arena.”

Delusional Sheree complains when she goes on  the few pity-dates with the couple of men she paid and all they want to do is talk about the show, since she is such a big starlet an’ all. “Guys, when we go on a date – I don’t wanna talk about the show the entire date. I don’t wanna talk about those girls!” She adds “If you’re trying to date me, court me,” and she also hints that on the show she is playing some kind of a bitchier version of her fake self, “Let me know that you’re interested in me, not the girl you see on the show.”

And you know how Peter and NeNe seem to have such a cozy friendship on the show? Well according to rumors by Meditatakeout those two clowns used to bump fuglies and Cynthia has no idea ala Alexis Bellino. No one knows if this happened prior or during NeNe’s marriage to Gregg.

From Mediatakeout:

The insider, who is a former COLLEAGUE of Peter’s tells us that a few years ago Peter and NeNe used to DATE!! The insider explained, “This was BEFORE he met Cynthia. Peter was a ladies man and dated a lot of women, NeNe was one of many . . . it wasn’t serious.”

And it gets better, the insider claims that Cynthia HAS NO IDEA that Peter and NeNe have a history. The insider added, “Peter is not one of those KISS AND TELL guys, I’m sure he never told Cynthia.”

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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recrap, Must Be The Season Of The Freaky Car-Seat Wigs

The first thing we see is Sheree berating Phaedra about how shitty the hearing went. Phaedra disagrees with Sheree and believes the hearing went well. Phaedra again tries to explain to Sheree how these law things work, but Sheree is having none of it. Because she doesn’t understand shit she decides it’s better to just blame Phaedra and bad mouth her to half the town.

Sheree insist that Phaedra was outsmarted by a dumb ass then, they start arguing over the retainer and all the hoops Phaedra’s assistant had to jump through to get that check (not to mention the kickboxing match he had to endure with She-Man.)

After bickering over the retainer Phaedra decides she’s had enough of Sheree’s ridiculousness and fires her as a client. It was done quick, clean, sniper stile; not all crazy, screaming circus style like the house skanks usually do it in situations like these. Which is surprising. Sheree is relieved because she didn’t know how the fuck she was going to fire that bitch and she is happy she gets her five thousand dollar retainer check back . When Phaedra hands over the check it bounces out the window and Sheree chases after it.

At Kim’s house she is getting ready to move to her new Barbie Dream McMansion. Kim hires Kendra who is an interior designer to clean up an paint the new house. Kim wants Kendra to complete everything in one week . Poor Kendra! Not only does she have to clean up and paint, but she also has to kick out the hobos and crackheads that were squatting at that mansion rent free. “Good luck bitch!”

Cynthia is still on her quest to bring New York to Atlanta. So, she decides to hold some artsy fartsy party for a friend. Sheree is wearing some fabulous Liberace fucked Frankenstein Horse Shoes clad in rhinestones, and I bet these fugly ass shoes costs her like nine thousand dollars I see why Bob is reluctant to handing her over any more money.

Cynthia is stoked that Marlo Hampton, the town’s number one successful golddigger (Kim apparently is number two now) is attending this classy pachanga.

Kandi continues on pestering Marlo about how she got her money. Marlo insist that she got her money from some divine deity and this is the reason she wears no panties and lets it all air out. Kandi knows Marlo doesn’t blow money, but she also knows that Marlo blows to get money. So who is she blowing? That’s what Kandi wants to know.

We are then taken to the underbelly of the ghetto and we hear gunshots, police sirens and ambulances in the background to let us know we have arrived at the location of Bar None . Inside we find Cynthia getting primped up for a photo shoot for some bullshit “power couple” thing they’re trying to sell us, that her and Bitter Peter are going to be featured in.

Cynthia lets Peter know that her invitations for Bar None are being send out at last minute before a holiday weekend and Peter mocks  Cynthia for being an airheaded ditz because there is no way the guest can get these on time unless that shit teleports.

Cynthia then, starts whining and asking Peter to send the invitations himself because she is strapped to a chair getting her hair stapled and face pasted on.

Cynthia sits there begging Bitter Peter to help her send out those invitations. Cynthia begs and begs she even offers free blow jobs and threesomes with random trannies, but Bitter Peter’s Viagra hasn’t kicked in, so bribes like that don’t work on him. Then, he laughs at Cynthia,  ignores her, walks away grabs a bucket of soapy water and yells at the bar wench on national Televison because she let some asshole smear his turd tracks on the white couch the night before. During this whole time Cynthia is sitting there yelling some shit about them being a team. Uncle Ben just ignores Cynthia and yells WHATEVER!! and scrubs the diarrhea jizz off the couch. Then he says that stupid Cynthia needs to fall on her bony ass because he has failed ninety-nine times and counting and this time he is  taking that flaky bitch with him.

NeNe clowns on Cynthia about being a floaty little model living in a dream full of dumb. I wonder if Cynthia used to be Kelly Sasquatch from New York Skank’s roommate and the dumb rubbed off? NeNe says Bitter Peter is the opposite of  Cynthia’s pampered candy-ass and likes to grab life by the balls. I wonder if she speaks from personal experience and maybe Peter grabs NeNe by the balls when they sneak off behind Cynthia’s back?

Kim, Kroy and the kids are moving in to their new rented McMansion. Kim yells at the movers and tells them they are a bunch of idiots and the movers respond by breaking her rent-to-own furniture. It’s a beautiful “clusterfuck”. Kim then reminisces on her town-home and all the random one night standers that passed throught the revolving doors that lead to the Kim-wall of shame. Even Moose NeNe signed the wall of shame.  How shameful!

Twenty two year old Bryson is cleaning up his mama NeNe’s house who is berating him for being a male slut who is wasting his youth away and needs to get his shit togueter before he has 100 kids running around and a harem of baby mamas.

Nene says that Bryson is old enough to have sex, (he does that) drink liquor, (he does that) and smoke weed (I know FOR SURE he does that!) Then, she reminds her son repeatedly to use condoms; Bryson can’t take it and is driving him nuts so he runs out of the house and avoids cleaning it.

Kandi’s manager Don Juan berates Kandi for helping talentless minute-friends who are just using her for her kindness and studio (coug, coug, Kim) Kandi says she wants to try and write Country music because deep down inside Kandi is a cowgirl.  Then, she calls some friend of hers who is a country pumpkin and they set up a play date for Nashville. When Kandi sings for her friend she sounds VERRRRYYYY COUNTRY!!

Back at Kim’s house she is carefully strapping all 57 of her freaky lice wigs in her car so they can get to her destination safely.

When Kim the girls, and the wigs drive down the highway, Kim decides to pump the silicone out of her boobs to feed baby Kroy while almost crashing into another car after she lets her younger daughter drive.

When Kim and her brood all arrive at the new house Kroy has this nervous WHAT IS THIS COSTING ME? look of dread. I notice in every episode this poor guy looks more and more doubtful and nervous like he is having second, third and fourth thoughts about permanently bumping fuglies with Kim. It’s surprising her still married her!

Cynthia is getting her makeup did, crying and afraid that her opening party will be a disaster and she won’t be seen as a good business “PEEPER” did that bitch just say that? Was she thinking about taking a “peeper” when that slipped out?  Poor Cynthia’s sister is there getting the bitch slap from Cynthia who is taking out her Bitter Peter frustrations  on her.  Then,  she tells her sister to beat it because her presence is upsetting Princess Cynthia who is having a breakdown. I bet this bitch was doing this all her life even when she was little and her mom and sisters spoiled her and put up with her shit because she was “the pretty one”.

When Cynthia and her mom arrive at the agency the place is full of people. Glad to see Bravo jumped in to save the day and hired a handfull of homeless folks, cleaned them up, dressed them like people and offered them five bucks to appear as guest in Cynthia’s party.

Phaedra and her sausage squeeze-hoochie outfit clowns on Cynthia’s modeling agency and says it’s just there to “blow bubbles” up young fat-girls asses before they have to go and get real jobs as dumpster divers and stiff-stuffers. I wonder if this is what happened to Phaedra?

Kim and Kroy arrive and Kim is afraid to see Moose I mean NeNe who may step on her and Kroy with her size 17 shoes. Sheree says that NeNe aint gonna say shit with Kroy there since Kroy is a football player and can take NeNe down. Probably.

When NeNe arrives Kim is about to shit herself. Later on NeNe starts bragging that she too used to be a model. For what? Sasquatch shoes? Kandi is obsessed with finding out where Marlo got her fortune from, and proceeds to grill her again while stalking her at the party. Marlo insist she gets her money from a magic source and stars saying something stupid about being beautiful and blah, blah, blah. Then Marlo calls Kandi a Big Momma. Yeah, Kandi is a Big Momma and she is the one wearing the strap-on too!

Finally, after beating around the hairy bush for a while, the mangy cat comes out of the bag and Marlo admits she used to date rich white sugar Big Poppas that gave her an allowance and this is how she got her money. Kim pretends to get offended that this bitch had wealthy men supporting her and says WHO DOES THAT? Well didn’t you and Marlo worked for the same pimp and shared a Big Poppa or two, maybe three? NeNe points out that everytime Marlo says “BIG POPPA!” it drives Kim CRAAAZEEEYYY. And NeNe Looooveeess it!!!

Kim freaks out because Kroy used to live under a rock without televison or internet with his eyes closed and his fingers in his ears, so her Big Poppa secret was pretty safe. But, now that she made the MISTAKE of bringing naive, unsuspecting Kroy to this party her secret is in danger of slipping out and so when shit keeps getting fuglier and the Big Poppas keep being brought up Kim grabs her wig and Kroy and heads for the nearest exit as if the building was on fire before anything else gets said. I wonder if Kroy is going to secretly watch the first few seasons?

Sheree does what Sheree always does and complains that there is no air conditioner working in that building and it smells like fart.

After Kim and Kroy made a run for it. Cynthia makes some announcement and thanks Bitter Peter, but he is nowhere to be found. Phaedra is laughing  at that shit and kissing on Apollo to rub it in Cynthia’s face that her man is there unlike Bitter Peter. For now, at least.  Bitter Peter never appears. Must of snucked off with one of the trannies from the pool party the night before after his Viagra finally kicked in.

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Cynthia Bailey Tells Sister To Back Off, Insist Kim Zolciak Didn't Give Her A Wedding Gift

 

Cynthia Bailey feels that her sister Malorie needs to mind her own damn business and stay out of Cynthia’s marriage. After all Cynthia is a grown ass woman and if she wants to be with Bitter Peter and continue to supply him with hefty checks to dump into his failed businesses that’s her problem and not Malorie’s. Cynthia wrote on her Bravo blog:

Mal: My sister and I are 11 months apart and are very close. However, we are very different women. Different personalities, goals, dreams, and lives. I love my sister very much, but her interference with my marriage is a problem. I appreciate her concern, but at 44, I think I got this. I have no desire to make choices for Mal regarding her marriage, and I deserve the same respect. I confide in my sister because we are sisters. Not to be judged or criticized. I would never cross the line between her union with her husband unless she asked me to. I have had relationships my whole life, and I live my life the way I want to. I not afraid to win and I’m not afraid to lose. That’s life, and I live it to the fullest. Love you, Mal, but can you leave me and Peter alone?

Also according to Cynthia, she says that the Kimster and Kroy never gave her a wedding gift. Although, Kim insist they gave her broke ass a check full of cash:

Kim: I did NOT receive a wedding gift from Kim. If I got a gift, I would say that I did. I received gifts from Kandi, Phaedra, and NeNe. Why would I lie? To be honest, I never really cared that she didn’t bring a gift, her presence at the wedding was presents enough. The only thing that hurt me was how she insulted me by bringing her own wine and saying that Peter and I wouldn’t make it a year. I never got an apology for that. Well anyway, I apologize for Peter and Apollo bumping heads at her shower. Again, it was not the time or the place. Again, we did not instigate it in the first place. Again, I am happy for Kim and wish her well. I really have no issue with Kim. Now, can we move on about who brought who a present already?

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Real Housewives Of Atlanta Recrap, The Attack Of El Infamous RiDick-Culo

This episode was about wieners.

To make up for her husband’s thug behavior during the Baby Shower that almost went to shit if not for the police, Phaedra comes to visit the Kimster while bearing gifts for the baby. Kims forgives Phaedra’s husband’s behavior, but she can’t help to slam Bitter Peter. Kim says that next time she is leaving the ex-cons and assholes out of the guest list. Sooooo is this mean she is telling Phaedra NOT to bring her ex-con husband next time?  Then the bitches start talking some boring shit about being pregnant and something about labor and Kim can’t wait to hit the hooch when that baby farts out. Phaedra says that labor made her “as crazy as a vampire in sunlight!” Told ya’ she was into that death goth shit.

Cynthia brings her sister Malorie to visit Bitter Peter at Bar One so that she can get into a shouting match with Peter. And a shouting match is exactly what happened.  Cynthia walks away and leaves Peter and Malorie to their own devices and they end up getting in each others face over Malorie and her mom keeping Cynthia’s marriage certificate so that the wedding don’t happen. Malorie hates Bitter Peter for good reason, but Bitter Peter unfortunately has a point about family members not butting into other family members marriage choices, but her sister also has a point about worrying that Cynthia married an asshole. So they both have a point.

Kandi is depressed that her ass is turning 35 and is at the party venue with Sheree and Phaedra who are assisting her in the process of her party planning. Phaedra can’t wait to unleash her BIG  surprise on the party goers.

Later on Kandi shops with NeNe and her pocket gay Derek J who happens to be an expert at walking in hooker stilletos . I gotta admit I am jealous of these bitches that can walk in hooker heels, my ass is damn near thirty blah, blah years old and still can’t walk in that shit and to see a drag queen be able to walk in those skank stompers pisses me off. I know, I know I will just cry into my flip flops.

The Kim situation gets brought up and Kandi says she hasn’t been hanging around that pregnant heifer lately since they don’t talk much these days. NeNe says she is not surprised at that outcome since Kim is a user and only wanted a hit song not a friend. Kandi says despite all the bullshit Kim pulls she is still happy for that skanky bitch (like we all are) because Kim finally stopped fucking on that old greasy Big Pooper Scooper and got her self a “young tender”  Uh-hum! NeNe gets jealous and says “that ain’t shit!” Young tender sounds like some sort of lunch special they sell at KFC for 2.99 with a med coke and some fries. I bet NeNe could go for one of those after all her shopping and changing clothes in the store and all that shit she does.

Kandi tells NeNe her ass best behave because She-Man-Sheree and Phaedra will also be attending. NeNe doesn’t like that shit, and says that She-Man doesn’t deserve the friendship of the grand Miss NeNe Leakes who is also “very rich” like a happy bitch.

Kim and her baby daddy Kroy are learning all about circumcision and have some lady expert come and teach them how to care for Kroy Jr and his little winky. Kim has said in the past that she was a nurse for babies in delivery rooms. I guess the bitch was lying since dressing like a nurse in the VIP room at the raunchy strip club is very different from being a nurse at the delivery room of the hospital.

Kim also lies to the nurse when she tells her that she doesn’t know what to do with a penis. REALLY??? I know the bitch is lying SHE KNOWS what to do with a penis. How else do ya’ all think she got rich dudes like Big Pooper and now Kroy supporting her ass it wasn’t because she is gorgeous or because she wears road kill wigs that have a mind of their own it’s because she knows what to do with a penis.

NeNe is visiting with Cynthia and Bitter Peter so that they can open up a bottle of champagne to celebrate their new club opening and talk shit. NeNe doesn’t like it when they pop the bottle so she hides in the corner with her hands in her ear like a fucknut. I can’t believe this crazy huge amazon bitch has the same bullshit fear I have of popping champagne corks. I act like a fucknut like that too. I hate that shit.

Peter is on the phone with some investor (he probably met behind the alley at the liquor store) and he is confrontational about a 40 thousand dollar check this fool wrote him that bounced to the moon. Maybe he should of told Cynthia to hold off opening that champagne. Well, looks like he is gonna have to ask Cynthia for the dough again. Although Bitter Peter,  is on the phone bitching this guy out he has to drop the call for more important things like opening up a bottle of champagne when its too early to do so. So Uncle Ben Bitter Peter hangs up on his so called investor and runs to the patio to guzzle champagne with NeNe and Cynthia. NeNe reveals her and Gregg are in good terms, as a matter of fact so good that they are banging again. How sweet, there is hope these two crazy kids may get back together.

Sheree and Phaedra and their “donkey booties” show up to Sheree’s empty lot which has been sitting there empty for months with no progress. Phaedra intimidates the contractor by putting her donkey ass in his face and blowing a smoke fart up his ass with a bubble blower and no prayer cloth, this way he knows she means business. I didn’t know you can be a religious lady of church like Miss Phaedra Parks and stick your donkey culo in some dudes face like that. Wow I guess they must be more liberal in churches these days the world has certainly improved.

Cynthia puts on her busted Phyllis Diller make up on, and is trying to get her modeling agency set up  with some Kmart furniture she picked up on sale. Her sister Malorie and her husband come over to argue with her some more about Bitter Peter help her. 

Malorie seems to be losing a lot of sleep over Bitter Peter and his schemes to suck money out of Cynthia’s wallet in order to set up failed businesses and so she brings that shit up . Cynthia gets all cheesed up and starts barking at her sister yelling about how her sisters marriage is fucked up too. Malorie’s poor husband is standing in the middle of the two women who are about to scratch each other’s eyes out and he has this “WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO!!” Look on his face.  After the blowup Cynthia can not even complete the project she started and thanks her sister and husband for nothing then, sends them home.

It’s the day of Kandi’s party, in attendance are Bitter Peter, Cynthia, Sheree, NeNe and Phaedra who left her husband at home so that he wouldn’t get all thug on Papa Smurf. Although  Phaedra left thuggy at home, she made sure she brought her prayer cloth, gun, jumbo size condoms, and a fucking tazer in case she has to ass probe NeNe, should that bitch get out of hand.

A huge box gets rolled in to the venue and Kandi sits down all excited and ask her moma to sit next to her. Little did they know the horrible thing that was about to jump out of that box. El RiDick–Culo blast opens the gift box and jumps out with his wiener in his hand to entertain the horrified guest.  Suddenly, the party turns into a fucking nightmare people’s eyes start bleeding as they are screaming in horror trying to scramble to get away from RiDick–Culo’s monster, hideous penis from hell. That thing looks dangerous. El Infamous RiDick–Culo then clears a path with his loaded fire hose and people are screaming and jumping out the way. He then dances for Kandi and sticks his dick in her drink. Kandi was horrified, but didn’t want to make a fuzz so she just pretends she is enjoying this hideous display of fugly.

El Infamous RiDick-Culo wasn’t even a stripper. That’s the story Phaedra wants us to believe. The Infamous RiDick–Culo was some street wino with a pissing problem, who got arrested one too many times, and Freakdra was appointed to defend him in court for shaking his wiener at random women on the streets and sucking on his own firehose. Then Freakdra who is the biggest perv in Atlanta noticed his unusual donkey dick and decided to hook him up with stripper gigs for her private viewing, as well as for other freaks in the Atlanta sex dungeons since his homeless ass couldn’t pay Phaedra the Freak the money for representing him in court for being a pervert and a weirdo. Phaedra is a pervert genius of smut. Too bad she didn’t use her genius powers to prevent thousands of people from seeing this scary ugly disgusting motherfucker run around with his wiener flapping around in the air. BECAUSE NO ONE NEEDED TO SEE THAT SHIT!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!! THERE WAS NO REASON FOR THAT!! WHY WHY???!!! MY EYES, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!! His ass was ugly too.

Stupid Kandi sitting there acting like she is enjoying it. Did you see the bitch throw the dollar bills at him with a look of disgust in her face like she was about to throw up? Like I previously said she just went along with it to not piss off Phaedra and be polite.  NeNe said fuck this shit and took her eyes out of her sockets put them in her purse and drove home blind. Cynthia and Bitter Peter followed her blind ass to the car. I would of done the same thang. This was one of those times when everyone agrees with the NeNe. Kandi’s mother wasn’t too amused and she starts yelling “THAT WAS FUCKED UP!” I agree Kandi’s mother, I agree, that WAS some pretty fucked up shit right there and NO ONE needed to see that mess. I smell class action lawsuit coming towards El Infamous RiDick–Culo on behalf of all the people present at that party and the folks watching on TV. Phaedra is going to be busy.

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Real Househusbands Of Atlanta Recrap, Papa Smurf Get Your Money Together You're Too Old For This Shit!

The episode opens with Sheree at some random construction site that she paid the construction workers 20 bucks and a boobie flash to pretend she owns that property where she tries to sell everyone the lie that she is building her dream home Bullshit By Sheree Chateau By Sheree.

At Phaedra’s she is  bitching her paid boy-toy out, for getting his ass pulled over for supposedly a case of “mistaken Identity”.  Apollo is pissed because he believes Phaedra is going around gossiping about his legal issues, and Phaedra says she will be cutting his allowance if he keeps getting pulled over for being in a clown car with his saggy pants down and embarrassing Lady Phaedra Parks of sophisticated society. Damn Apollo get with the program!

At Cynthia’s house her baby daddy is visiting and of course Papa Smurf is sitting there cooking his Uncle Ben rice with a quart of  sour attitude. Peter is not too happy that Cynthia’s old flame is over to check on his offspring and Leon gives Uncle Ben advice on how to deal with Cynthia’s family of course Peter is jolted that Leon has the nerve to give his old ass advice because old ass dogs set in their ways like Uncle Ben here, are not open EVER to taking  advice from his wife’s younger nicer MORE HANDSOME ex that obviously Papa Smurf is jealous of.

Besides Papa Smurf has been stupid and a failure this long and has never bothered taken any useful advice from ANYONE (look at his track record of failed businesses) so he is not about to start taking advice now because unconsciously angry Papa Smurf is only happy when he is a loser and looks like a fool. You can tell Papa Smurf wanted to smurf Leon with a sharp knife who was only trying to give him major advice. And since he is constantly hating on everything and everyone,  talking to him is like talking to a beast so Leon should just give up.

For a so-called picky run away bride Cynthia sure did a major fuck up by choosing Peter. Why would she pick that sour, aggressive Viagra-needing Troll and not hold on to that charming easy-going Leon? The more I see Peter’s attitude the more I think Cynthia is an idiot. The more Cynthia opens her mouth to defend him (and NeNe) the more she verifies she is a certified idiot. Picky runaway bride? MY ASS! More like doormat kiss-ass is more like it.

And speaking of Cynthia being NeNe’s lapdog has anyone noticed how she is to NeNe what Kelly was to Jill? Yeah, think about that for a minute.

Peter is opening a new bar for the 50th time, he says this one is going to be successful. Cynthia is nervous and Leon wants to bust up laughing. If Peter handles his businesses the way he handles himself around people it is no wonder all his businesses keep flopping.

Kim and Sheree have lunch together and Kim says she misses getting drunk, while she downs a glass of wine. For strange reasons we will never know Kim kisses Sheree’s ass and says they been good friends for 10 years even though Sheree tried to snatch her wig off that one time. Kim brags to Sheree that she is buying a huge mansion and Sheree is jealous because all she has is that fake demolished property she tried to pass off as the future land to her imaginary mansion Shit by Sheree. She will be starting some bullshit to mask her jealousy with Kim over this in the future. Mark my words. After that the two bitches agree that they wont live in used houses with old linoleum floors Ala Teresa Giudice season 1.

NeNe’s son is getting picked up by her soon to be ex and there’s some boring awkward conversation over bringing one-night stand drunks over while Brent is home, and some shit about not hiring random hobos to watch Brent because he is too old to get a babysitter or some shit. I don’t know I wasn’t paying attention. Moving right along.

Phaedra and Kandi are shopping for a gift for Kim’s baby shower and end up getting her some kinky nipple cream. Kandi tries to get the dirt on Phaedra’s boy-toy’s recent arrest, but Phaedra directs the conversation (in the Phaedra way) towards PETER! YES how about that bastard Peter and the interview he gave that one time, to that one magazine were he said he hated EVERYBODY! Do you see how she shifted that? Kandi doesn’t notice the conversation got shifted until days later then, she wonders what the hell happened. Phaedra is talented I tells ya’.

The day of Kim’s baby shower that shit was of course over the top crazy complete with a huge-ass cake and emplastered in creepy pictures of a pregnant Kim half naked looking like a  Trailer-Park Real Doll.

Kim’s father makes an tacky appearance when he obnoxiously pounces on Phaedra and pushes her his business card to pimp his company. With a father that persistent is no wonder Kim turned out to be such a good gold-digger.

Surprisingly Kim knows ALL the blondes in Atlanta and in the sea of blondes Kandi makes her way to find Kim. IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

Brielle gives a sweet speech about how her drunken-ass, wig wearing, chain smoking, mama finally hit a touch down with Kroy (pun intended!)  and thanks him for ‘knocking” up her mom so soon. Everyone loves each other and are all happy and all the bitches keep fawning over Kroy because that’s what happens when someone finally lands a nice husband. Even Phaedra although the bitch notices Kim party resembled her over the top “boughetto” extravaganza last season, but it’s all good they all love each other, for now.

Cynthia and Peter show up to the last 10 minutes of this five hour baby shower with no present (YES, THIS SHIT WAS FIVE FUCKING HOURS!) because it took Peter 5 hours to cook his instant Uncle Ben Angry Rice and that’s why they didn’t have time to stop at the dollar store and pick up a gift. Before Papa Smurf and Cynthia walk into the event, Papa Smurf makes a comment about how he hopes  they don’t get kicked out of this event, but he was really hoping for the opposite because that’s what angry psychopaths with a short fuse do.

Peter and Cynthia plop down to eat whatever scraps where left over from the baby-shower feast, and Peter proudly announces he is opening a new puterio that will be successful this time. Everyone wants to bust up laughing (AGAIN!) but everyone holds back knowing Papa Smurf’s anger management problems. However, there’s always a child in the group that can’t help to lightly and inconspicuously poke a stick at the angry beast and Phaedra waits for the perfect moment to jump in.

Meanwhile, Papa Smurf senses everyone thinks he is a joke and is willing and open to take anyone’s comments, attitudes, or breathing patterns as insults and invitations to start a brawl up in this bitch to rival the the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong (why do you think he tried to start with Lawrence over his high-heels? But that bitch don’t care and simply dismissed his shit comment crushed under his stiletto) and so when Phaedra makes a comment that Peter will not invite her to his grand opening at Bar Flop because he mentioned during  his magazine interview he don’t like her or any of the other bitches and thinks they are all “not cute” ( this is the same interview Phaedra was talking about earlier) Apollo says something about him and Phaedra not wasting their time reading that shit and Peter starts grinding on Apollo who only stood up for Phaedra’s big mouth.

The men get into an ugly yelling-match/ argument. Except there wasn’t much of an argument, it all consisted of the two men barking the same sentences to each other back and forth GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, GET YOUR MONEY TOGETHER YOU’RE TOO OLD, I GOT MY MONEY I GOT MY MONEY. 

Suddenly, the camera got all grainy like someone was shooting it with a cell phone and the back and forth tit for tat kept going, but still no real argument or people sobbing in Italian yelling “get the gun” or anything like that so, if they were trying to upstaged the Real Housewives Of New Jersey Christening That Went Horribly Wrong they failed miserably, plus Kroy calling the police so that it didn’t turn into a disaster New Jersey Christening level didn’t help.

Cynthia sat there saying she was ‘MORTIFIED!” and trying to pretend her husband is NOT an embarrassing asshole with no trigger control who uses her hotness and fame to coat-tail his way to fame-whoring and fortune while dragging her to the pits of the gutter circus of crazy in all it’s embarrassing glory. I am surprised she is “MORTIFIED!” wasn’t she hoping to get kicked out along with Peter? Phaedra laughs during her talking head interview and says Apollo is off parole and doesn’t have a problem beating up an elderly person on Medicare.

Meanwhile Kim missed the whoooole sloppy mess because she was having a cigarette and wine break, since she smokes and drinks for two now and has to keep that shit away from the cameras.

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Real Housewife Of Atlanta Cynthia Bailey's Husband's Comments On Uptown Restaurant Being A Scam And A Nightmare Plus Lawsuits

Cynthia’s husband Uptown Restaurant flopped and he had to close it down. But,  it seems that there was real reasons why this restaurant went under. The guy wasn’t running a establishment but more like a total scam. Seriously, it sounds like this place was just plain ass scary and eating there was the equivalent of getting ganged raped in the wallet by a bunch of street thugs. I don’t even understand how it is legal for a scary ass piece of shit joke of a restaurant like this to be opened. What the fuck?

My reader Lizzie posted some good links to some comments that are very telling as to why this place was shut down.

Here is an interesting email send to blogger Sandra Rose about Peter Thomas’s restaurant being a total shank game and describes how he ripped people off:

Your stuff is always FIRE! However, Im curious as to why you have not address Peter Thomas the con man that is NOT the owner of Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, everyone (except the chick he married) knows his game….. The place is closed I personally saw a marshal’s eviction note slapped on the door —- when it was open there was always bs, this dude would not pay the people who worked there.

Imagine working for 2 weeks, and being told: “you started on an off pay week, payday is in two MORE weeks for you.” You could wait it out for 2 more weeks, and on payday he has another lie, or just doesnt show up! Eventually the staff (one by one) would quit and he would just replace them, with another naive cocktail waitress. (Oh he is goooooood at what he does: CONS) -The “staff” on tv tonight were Bravo stand-ins as they did not work there… Too funny!

Im sure he hoped to capitalize on celebrities being in town for the BET hip hop awards. He has never owned ish..just a front for the real owner (Uptown is OWNED by a retired nfl player …. Research the spots he claims to have owned in other markets (NYC, LA, MIA etc)! He will “do the town” and get run out of town. He usually dates “celebrity woman” to use them for who they know and of course their money!

Cadillac Kimberly was right: there is nothing Real about this show! He claims to have been an executive at Def Jam….. more lies. He is NOT an executive at anything. There are a million pending lawsuits, people would come to the club to serve him all day every day — he doesnt care due to the fact that is NOT HIS PROPERTY HE OWNS NOTHING!!!!!!! Fraud, Phony, BS! This spot for the longest didn’t even have a liquor license and was shut down because of that, he just would reopen and buy liquor himself – ILLEGAL IN GA!!!!!!!!

I heard Bravo peeps “had enough” and wanted a real married couple……… and he desperately needed the money so………. wha-la, opportunity a knocking! He only would hire woman, because he knew he would take advantage of them! A real punk!

Ruby kisses for you, love what you do, cuz you bring it to us first!

Check out what people who say visited this puterio were saying about it. Apparently going to this place has been a traumatic experience and nothing ‘Uptown’ about it, sounds like you would be safer dealing with a drug dealer in a back alley rather than with these thugged-out lunatics:

09/02/2009

I have had the worse experience of my life. I’ve never been treated with such little respect in my life.

On last Wed a promoter approached me about doing a friend’s birthday party at Uptown Lounge. He said our guest would get in free before midnight. 1/2 of our guest ended up having to pay 20.00 even though they were there before 12:00. Even though that was an issue we didn’t sweat it. Then we had problems getting the VIP room which he promised.

Once we finally got into the VIP the waitress gave us the bottle menu. On the menu they had Hennesy 50.00 a bottle. We decided to get 2. She brought the bottles and open them and started pouring shots. Everything was cool. We all were having a great time. Then at the end of the night she bring us a check for 708.00. Her reasoning for the high check was they don’t sale 50.00 bottles. The cheapest bottle they had was 300.00 and it was a error on the menu.

After a long night of arguing about the ticket. She asked me to come back on today to resolve the issue. She kept my credit card and my ID.

On yesterday. I called the manager and confirm our meeting today at 2:00. She said she’ll be there to take care of this issue.

I get to the club today at 1:50 and she wasn’t there. The girl in the club called her and she said she didn’t drive today and was going to get someone to bring her. My response was why didn’t you call me. Her response was just go ahead and pay the bill and you can get your card back. I told her I was only paying for 2 $50 bottles plus tax and tip. She started yelling and said she would have me arrested. I encouraged her to call the police. After I saw I couldn’t resolve it with her. I gave the phone back to the lady at the door. She called another manager who said the same thing. They both said “we must have got the only menu in the bar that have the wrong price on it.” Please keep in mind that I have a copy of the menu and that price is on all of them. I also mentioned to her about having to pay to get in before 12:00. She said she don’t work the door and the promoter will say whatever it take to get people to the club. That’s not her responsibility.

So I’m standing there. Talking to the lady and some guy come out the back and say is that the guy who tried to run out on the check. The girl said yes. He yelled at us and said get the F out of his club. He grabbed me by the arm, lifted me and pushed me out. Keeping my credit card and ID. I called 911 they never showed up. So I left trying to get home to cancel my card. When I got home my card was ran for 250.00 (the entire available balance).

I will never go back!

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Comments (6)

– 09/30/09
i just hope you were able to cancel it off your card.that is a con pulled by waitress all over the place.i wonder how much of that $ 250.00 was a tip to her.

  – 10/03/10
That’s a damn shame for Uptown staff to act like that. Very unprofessional staff. Don’t worry, they will get what they deserve. You do not treat people like that. I thought Uptown was a nice place to hang out @ (went once when Kenny Latimore and Deborah Cox performed) however, things have changed for me. Ill take my money some where else.

  – 11/15/10
i will never go there myself and I was about to book an event for a new show there and the phone is OFF…OMG!! Really Uptown,,,

    – 01/16/11
The phone is off because the restaurant is closed. Not suprising after reading the reviews, and I see the owner wants to blame the economy.

 

03/07/2009  

  

This place SUCKS!!! Yes, it’s very well decorated and that’s what your paying for. I was invited there as a guest for a bday party. My husband’s name was listed by first initial and last name and they did not let him in without paying $20. Cool, I’m willing to pay for a good time. We get in there’s NO PLACE to sit(seating is very limited). They had us waiting around for them to open up VIP so we decided to get a bite to eat at the “Restaurant”. First, they would not seat us unless everyone ordered something. Second, I paid $20 to get in, I look around and see all these nice decorations and they hand me a menu that was printed off of the computer on plain Wal-Mart copy paper(no, there’s was no booklet cover or anything, just a plain sheet of paper; right off the printer cuz it was still warm). I put “Restaurant” in quotations because from what I can remember, there was about 7 to 10 menu items. I asked for a wine list… here comes the copier paper again with a total of about 6 wines to choose from. This a lounge with a kitchen, not a Restaurant. The paper said $6 a glass for wine, when I got my check, they charged me $8 and informed me that the price had changed. Really? You just printed this from the computer, go back into Microsoft Word and change it. How are you going to give me something on paper then charge me a different price?
VIP…. VIP is a joke. You still have to pay $150 to sit down( or buy a bottle of $150 champagne). Here VIP means you get to stand up in a different part of the club.
I am not a snooty/uppity person by no means. I’m a 32 y/o working, middle class, lady and I enjoy a shot of Tequila or Bud Light just like the next person, but this place is ridiculous. Now the crowd of people was very nice. I don’t mind spending money to have a good time, but this place is so not worth it.

03/07/09
O, the address may be 201 Courtland, but the entrance is on Andrew Young Int. and there is nothing no sign,flag,spot lights, or anything on Courtland St that will identify this “lounge” expect for the address label that simply reads 201 Courtland

 

03/31/2008

I recently 3/28/2008 went to Uptown to celebrate a friends birthday. We decided to eat dinner there. We were seated upstairs in the dining area along with other guest. We sat there for 10 minutes and not one of the 4 waiters that walked past us stopped to acknowledge us. Finally the manager (who wasn’t knowledgeable in regards to anything they served, prices, etc b/c he’s not a waiter) stopped by to take our order. We asked him if the menu was a la carte or sides came with the $32 steak. He proceeds to states he thinks so. We placed our order with him. He then comes back and states the menu is a la carte. You have to order the $22 salmon then sides for an extra $3-$4. He also informed us the sides were ordered they were out of stock. So we sit for another 30-45 minutes. In the mean time we had another person join out table. No one acknowledged her to ask if she will be eating, if she wanted some water, etc. Another 20-30 minutes goes by and finally our food comes. Of course it is messed up. We have to send it back and wait another 15 minutes. We did receive our food, but at this point we are all extremely frustrated with the service. We want to speak with a manager. We are informed the manager is busy speaking to another large group that just finished eating. A manager is sent to us and he tells us our food will be comp’ed and a free round of drinks. We ask for a drink menu and wait for it for another 30 minutes. We ask another waiter to tell the manager to come back with a drink menu. Our table is cleaned off. Once again we wait. A waiter comes to our table and proceeds to state “Hi my name is ____ I will be your waiter tonight”. We DEMAND to speak to manager NOW! The original (not a waiter but a manager) manager comes over. We tell him we were told our food will be comp’ed and given a free round of drinks. We are extremely frustrated with the wait staff and the service we were given tonight. He then states ok ok, what do you want, what drinks do you want. We tell him we don’t have time to wait another 30 minutes for you to bring us drinks just please let us leave. He then tells us to JUST GO!
The morale of the story is DO NOT EAT HERE. The service was horrible and one of the worst service experiences of my life. No one was attentive to our needs. No one was knowledgable about the menu. The food was over priced. The managers were too busy to handle anyones concerns. I would not recommend this establishment to anyone.

03/07/09
So so true, I couldn’t even begin to tell you about the horrible, horrible wait times. When you pay $20 to get into this place, you are simply helping them pay off the loan they took out to buy and decorate the place

03/28/2008

nothing else positive to say about uptown , just a lot of ”inside” bulls**t going on inside of 201 courtland .

11/26/2010

Uptown needs decent well mannered and educated management. This venue could work but not in its present form. I will be staying away.

 

 

And check this comment out were someone who obviously works for Uptown was trying to give it a good review and got  told off by a dissatisfied customer:

 10/20/2009

I really enjoyed the atmosphere with the gray walls and chandelier, as well. It had a very upscale vibe on the inside, and the music was great. I came here during BET weekend and celebrities such as Kid from Kid ‘n Play were there. They also had TY KU there serving Mexican Samurai cocktails, which I had never heard of before but found to be delicious! I am a fan. I definitely enjoyed my experience at Uptown Lounge, and will bring friends and family in the future.

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 – 01/09/11
why are you trying to mislead good people into visiting nasty places…shame on you

 

 

 

 

And the lawsuit:

 

 Williams v. Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. et al

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Plaintiff:	Novell Williams
Defendants:	Uptown Restaurant and Lounge, Inc. and Peter Thomas
Case Number:	1:2009cv02196
Filed:	August 11, 2009
Court:	Georgia Northern District Court
Office:	Atlanta Office
County:	Newton
Presiding Judge:	Vining Jr
Nature of Suit:	Labor – Fair Labor Standards Act
Cause:	29:216(b) Labor – Minimum wage or overtime compensation
Jurisdiction:	Federal Question
Jury Demanded By:	Plaintiff

 

 

 

Wow! with all these shenanigans I’m surprised we haven’t seen more lawsuits!

Thanks to Lizzie for all these links! 

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Real Housewife Of Atlanta, Cynthia Baileys Man A Woman Beater?

Mediatakeout.com reported recently about Peter Thomas going to trial for woman beating! The way that fool bossed Cynthia around and the way he would lose his shit if he didn’t get his way was a dead give away that his ass has slapped a chick or two in his day and I hope he is not smacking Cynthia also. Hopefully that bitch is smarter than that and cuts her losses and leaves his ass even if she doesn’t get her money back.

According to Mediatakeout his ass went to trial for beating up a former employee named Tamela. He was charged with ‘simple battery’ and is having a ‘bench trial’. He may go to jail for a year. (Good maybe him and Barney Devito can be cellmates!). And check out this interesting interview Mr. Thomas gave Uptown Magazine were his ass doesn’t hold back shit.

From Uptown Magazine:

ON THE MONEY-LENDING INCIDENT
As much as I appreciate what she’s done, it probably came across to everybody that she put up all this money to help me build my restaurant. No. Initially, she put up $10,000. Uptown [Restaurant and Lounge] cost several hundred thousand dollars—$10,000 couldn’t buy the silverware and the plates at Uptown.

So it’s not like she’s supported my vision and gave me money to build a restaurant ’cuz that’s not what happened. And I want to clear that up. I didn’t agree with her putting that out there to the public. But she’s on a reality show and she’s a new jack to it, so she might feel as if that’s what she needed to do. I didn’t agree to that. But I didn’t oppose either, especially if she’s telling the truth. She has the right to say it. But I don’t want the viewers to leave with the impression, “Oh, sh-t. He got with this model girl and she’s putting up all this money to support his sh-t.”  That’s not the way it is.

SHE CAN’T TELL ME NO
If I need her to do something for me again, she better step up. That’s part of her duty as a wife. Because she’s never gonna call on me and I say no—never. It’s my duty as a husband to provide whatever support to [help] her go forward. The show that I’m on is called Atlanta Housewives, not Atlanta Husbands. I’m not getting paid to be on the show. But I have to do it to support my wife. So I just gotta bite my lip, swallow my spit, and call it a day.

Click here to read the rest.

 After Mediatakeout reported that Peter beat up ex-employee Tamala he said the charges were bullshit. And he gives a totally different story than what was reported. He was also found NOT GUILTY. Check this shit out:

Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband, Peter Thomas, isn’t heading to jail and was recently found not guilty of battery.

Despite reports that a charge of simple battery might result in Peter’s incarceration, the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” husband told Sister 2 Sister that there was really no threat of his being found guilty as a result of the incident that happened more than a year ago.

According to Peter, his accuser was a woman who was acting up in his restaurant and throwing plates. After asking her to leave, he returned about 30 minutes later and was accused of pushing her. Peter said she slipped and the former employees who testified on his behalf backed his story.

Police were called to the scene, which is routine procedure in a case where assault is reported. He was charged and spent 17 hours in jail when the incident first happened.

Fans of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” either loved Peter or hated him. Although he often came off as a bit controlling on camera, he was also one of the more straightforward personalities on the show, a characteristic that endeared him to many.

Peter said he’s surprised by all the media attention over his brief appearance in court Monday. “For some reason, today blogs went crazy,” said Peter, who has other things to worry about, such as the launch of his new club.

 But at the bottom of the page an interesting comment was posted by the woman who claims is the victim of Peter’s rage:

 Tamelabennett 1 comment

You want the real story ask any former Employee of Uptown Lounge. I am not some crazy female throwing plates for nothing I was assaulted and once I got up off the ground I got up buck’n Only reason Mr. Thomas got off is because of his celebrity and his paid made up witness’s that I have never seen b4 but the pictures tell all. There will be an appeal, justice was not served…

 

I guess it’s not over!

Thanks to KikiLulu for posting the original link to this mess!

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