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Jacqueline Laurita's Daughter Ashley Found Guilty Of Pulling The Prostitution Whore's Hair Out

jacqueline-laurita'Real Housewives of New Jersey' cast members Danielle Staub (l.) and Ashley Holmes had a hair-raising altercation at a fashion show.

 

Jacqueline Laurita’s 19 year daughter, Ashley Holmes was found guilty  of pulling  Danielle Staub’s (Joker Face) hair extensions out and was fined $189.00 including $33 dollars for court fees, which I am sure that her mom and dad paid for. So she probably don’t give a shit anyways when she starts working for the family business, it’s not like they gonna do a background check on her ass and in that ‘Family’ it’s not like it matters either. 

If I was the Judge I would of given Ashley an award for yanking that Bitches hair extentions out, since all the Bitches in the NJ House Ho cast and shit load of the audience been wanting to yank that Ho’s weave out since the show’s first episode.Oh come on! Admit it you know you all had fantasies about yanking that ho’s weave out, we all have! Ashley was the only one with the ‘Cojones’ to do that shit. Damn right!

I see a future NJ House Bitch here.

Also earlier last week Joker Face was in a car wreck while driving somewhere with her daughter. But don’t worry she survived so when she comes back we can keep poking fun at her ass.

Joker Face must of hit her head pretty hard on the dashboard of her car, because lately Bitch is running around saying  some delusional bullshit, that she is a ‘Born Again Virgin’. Joker Face needs to shut her mouth and quit trying to be something she is obviously not, she should just stick to what she knows best, ‘whore’ is all she knows best, and that’s what she should stick with, her dumb ass saying she is a virgin all over again is like leaving Charles Manson in charge of a daycare.

That Bitch is like McDonald’s her new introductory phrase should be ‘Over 1 billion customers served, and counting’that should the shit she says at the beginning. I bet once they take that Bitch off the 64 different type of  pain meds she is on, for her car wreck, she should be back to normal and be her old whory self again; and then she will become a ‘Born Again Slut”.

 

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One Response

  1. Robin says:

    Ewww, Boss Lady, aka Bitch Lady, tells it like it is once again.

    Trouble is, Ashley wasn’t smart enough to claw Joker Face’s eye out!
    ‘sentions don’t count for much… in the world of a good female cat fights. And based on that family, nothing less than a table flip counts for chit.

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