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More Drama Between Tamra and Gretchen!

If you read Tamras blog on Bravo Tamra is making up excuses for not wanting to join the  new house wives Lynne and Gretchen as well as Jeana  at the race track. These are the comments that Tamra put up on her blog. So why was she keeping Simon away from Gretchen was it just jelaousy ? was she just not wanting Gretchen to be trying to mess around with Simon and flirting with him. But why would she make up the whole phone call thing? WHY!? And then if you notice in her blog she says something different than what she was saying during the show about not wanting to join Gretchen, Lynne and Jeana. Apparently there is another rumor  but this is just rumor that something did go on between Gretchen and Tamras son Ryan and this is the reason why Tamra was staying away from Gretchen and yet another  rumor that something went on between Gretchen and Simon.

Something smells fishy people! I have investigators investigating this situation. I will keep you updated.

Other news I ran into! 1/11/2009

While investigating on the situation with Tamra and Gretchen I ran into some interesting news that have nothing to do with the Tamra/Gretchen drama .  I got this info from inside sources but this information confirmed some doubts I’ve had. Remember boring ass Quinn? God that woman was booring! and churchy.. I found out that one of the main reasons why she was not invited to come back on the show was because she doesnt have that much money! Bravo will only have these bitches on if they have the money to flash or at least appear to. Remember the ATL housewives Sheree Whitfield? For example Sheree had to take out a loan to make it look like she was wealthier than she really was. The second big reason was well its obvious her story line was booring and she was trying to be a churchy-prude  that was horny all the time trying to hump mens legs and then nothing would happen!   So they pulled the plug on that bitch. Thank God!

Tamra

Apparently there are other rumors that although Tamra flashes her 40k watch around and says her and Simon have all this money and this and that.Despite all of that I heard that collection agencies are tired of these people because they dont pay their bills on time.

That’s all I have for now!

 

Tamra Barney Update on Tamra!

Back around November of last year or sometime last year. Tamra put her ladera home up for sale. Beautiful home see pics above. .As of 01/08/09  the home is still on the market. Did Tamra list the home around the time that Simon “quit” his job?  Also her home went up for sale for 1.6 million and now it is up for sale still but at 1.4 million. Is Tamra feeling the burden of the economy? Well lets hope there is still going to be money coming in for botox and spa treatments. If the ladies keep the drama Bravo will keep them on their payroll I am sure!

I heard that husband Simon was let go of his job at Fletcher Jones for giving special favors to the classy Mercedes shopping ladies. Whatever that means! 

Gretchen Rosi

Was cheating on Jeff with a younger man. Had pics of the two of them on her myspace.

Gretchen Rossi 01/07/09

Cant wait till next weeks episode when Gretchen is all over Tamras son. I keep hearing from people who say they knew Jeff and say that his life was a total soap opera. Jeffs downfall aparently was women and he never learned from his mistakes with women. Apparently Jeff Beitzel was married a few times. Thats why he had all of those kids. There are some people saying that it was all Gretchens idea to be on the show and to take Jeff to California so she can pursue her faux acting career.  Apparently Gretchen had this boyfriend on the side that was a car sales man while she was supposedly taking care of Jeff. What I want to know was next weeks show recorded while Jeff was in the hospital? because if it was then when Gretchen was drinking and flirting with Tamras son and possibly something else?If Gretchen Rossi was downing shots of tequila and  dry humping that boy while her ol’ man was in the hospital dying then that is  low of Gretchen. Althought I do understand her trying to dry hump on a younger man.I guess well see what happens with Gretchen!

Vicki

Her and Donn were separated before the beginning of this season and got back together before taping. Wow! that explains a lot!

Lynne Curtin

Everybody already doesnt like Lynne she came off as an asshole and even the producers wanted to slap her when she yelled Cut Cut Cut!

I heard that Laurie just cant stay away from the show and already wants back! I heard the reason why she left the show it was because of her hubby George.

Gretchen Rossi

Jeff Beitzel passed away on 09/23/08.

Jeff’s sister says that Gretchen was Jeffs “Malibu Barbie”armpiece and that she was his west coast arm piece that he kept away from the other women he was messing around with. However his sister is glad that Gretchen was there for him although the relationship was fake.

Gretchen

I heard the entire production crew hates her.

Lauri Waring Peterson

Lauri is making an appearance on RHOC tonight when she has lunch with Tamra!  Rumor has it that some of the many reasons that Lauri had to quit the show was because her hubby George Peterson dindt like all the attention they where getting around the OC. And all their bussines where out there. Back in July of 08. The ex-wife of George Peterson. Gina Peterson made a threat to George and Laurie, that she would shoot them. Gina denies the allegations.Right after that George and Laurie evicted Gina from the home that George and Gina built together and raised their children. George and Laurie only gave Gina a week to move out all of her things that were piled up from 20 years back. People in the OC are talking and hating Laurie and George because they see them as bullies towards Gina. George dindt like all the negative attention this was causing. This and the situation with Lauries son.(Although some people in the OC disagree that she wanted off the show because of her son) Laurie agreed that it was best to get off the show and she did.  But now there is rumors she wants back. Other rumors say that George and Laurie may already be having problems and this may be her only income!

You’re darn right I’ll watch what happens! 

until next time I actually have to go do some real house wife shit. Damn it!



See evidence of Ryans wild ways.

See evidence of Ryans wild ways.

 

I heard that the real reason why Ryan Vieth .(Nugget Boy) Tamras son decided not to become a police officer was not only because hes had so many speeding tickets but also because right before he signed up to become a cop he suddenly realized that weed was not legal all the way yet and that if he became a police officer he couldn’t smoke any weed. Evidence of this is the  word “nugget” tattooed in the inside of his lip. The story about the unborn baby. Well I have heard it was a clever way to explain the reason for the tattoo. Is this true? well its rumor. See the evidence meaning of “Nugget” below from the urban dictionary.

Nugget: Big green, buds with plenty of red hairs surrounding them. Sometimes colors range from a dark green to a whiter green. Never stale or in the shake like stage.

 

  

 

  

 

  

 

 

 There is a rumor he had sex with at least one of those girls in the picture.  

SCANDALOUS!

Why did Bravo leave us hanging! OMG ! I wonder if he had sex with Gretchen? I am going to tell you guys in a minute all of the rumors I heard from someone that knows someone.

 OK I’m back. OK here is the gossip that I was going to tell you guys. And this is first hand knowledge. I know someone that works in OC. And this person works with the public. OK this person had to deal with a customer who had an address issue.And this shit happened today. Today people! Apparently some people in the OC are embarrassed by  RHOC and choose to change their address because of it. So this customer needed to point this out to my friend so that she could correct it. I did my research. Not that I dont trust my friend. I just did my research because I wanted to know how it was possible to change the address. So here is the result .Now these addressees below are just two addresses that  belong to local businesses in that specific area of RHOC where Coto De Caza is .Now look at these addressees below :

 

  Coto De Caza Guest Lodge LCC 23501 Avenida La Caza, Coto De Caza CA 92679         and        Cruise One 25 Rocky Mountain Trabuco Canyon CA 92679

And what do these addreses have in common you ask? Well just look at the zip codes! same shit. So yeah!

Not only those two addressees share the same zip code but others do as well so people use other names for their addresses like Rancho Santa Margarita etc.

So people will for example change their adress to 123 fake st Coto de Caza CA 92679 to 123 fake st Trabuco Canyon CA 92679.

WARNING! If you didn’t watch last nights episode don’t read the shit below or it is going to spoil it!

Also another thing I heard about the house wives specifically it was about Tamra’s family  is that some of the neighbors don’t want to invite them to events and functions because of her  behavior on the show lately Oh shit! and with last nights episode the way Tamra behaved didn’t help! OUCH! some people like neighbors and people that know her family are so appalled they want her off the show and some just hate the show all together! DOUBLE OUCH! Lets just hope they keep our favorite evil bitch we all love to hate on the show!

Also some people are already saying that Ryan or Nugget Boy raped Gretchen because she was intoxicated on the episode! And if you notice on the Bravo site Gretchen didn’t say anything on her blog. As a matter of fact there is already a rumor that Nugget Boy was investigated for attempted rape and some people are speculating it was because of that episode. But at this time that is just a rumor and I cant confirm it.

More gossip! this time about Vicki

Here is some more shit I heard about Vicki. Apparently after the “Naked Drunk” correction”Naked Wasted” episode some of the people that are her clients from her insurance  bussines were disgusted with her behavior from specially the episode and other previous ones. Well these folks are going around town talking saying that they are not doing business with Mrs. Gulvalson anymore and are seeking another insurance broker! OUCH! And telling other folks not to do business with her and encouraging others not to go to her for insurance! OUCH OUCH OUCH! Man this shit keeps getting more scandalous by the minute people! By the minute!

 

  

 

 


Notice how Gretchen is just confident that she is hot! while Tamra is just uncomfortable and doesnt show that confidence she used to have

Notice how Gretchen is just confident that she is hot! while Tamra is just uncomfortable and doesnt show that confidence she used to have

I know you all being searching for “Gretchen Rossi cheater” and shit like that .Because I know you are all fascinated with her high class call girl ways! Geez!  Gretchen reminds me of a Vegas/Showgirl/High Price/Escort in other words a very expensive hot whore! I would make so much money pimping that hoe if I was her madam! Has anyone notice how Gretchen loooves to irritate and compete with Tamra. WTF? Ever since Gretchen got on the show she is done nothing but push on Tamras buttons and mess with her. Its like the bitch knew she was the hottest bitch  and took the title of hottest house wife from Tamra! Yanked that crown right off Tamra’s head! If you notice when the show starts Tamra’s little introduction is not the “I am the hottest housewife in Orange County” or however the fuck she said it! she doesn’t say that anymore! I bet the producers told her not to say that shit anymore because it would just sound sad! and desperate! I mean if Tamra was a real super hot dark haired no botox no fake boobs natural hot just naturally voluptuous brunette just as hot as Gretchen but a brunette tan version of Gretchen she could of probably still gotten away with saying something that stuck up as her opening line. But Tamra is not even a real blonde she has to constantly bleach her hair. Has everyone notice how in the little interviews they give them Tamra now wears blue contacts to make her brown eyes blue? This is ever since Gretchen joined the cast! And Im not saying Tamra is not hot or anything like that but I think Tamra lets Gretchen make her feel all insecure; all of Tamras insecurities come out when Gretchen is around and Gretchen knows it!  I noticed that Gretchen loves looooves pissing Tamra off and making her jelaous And also competing with her. If Gretchen had her way the show would be ”The Real Goldigger Gretchen of Orange County”and she wouldn’t even mention the other bitches they would just be in the background.  Gretchen has a serious case of AWPD or Attention Whore Personality Disorder. And this makes Gretchen have moments of complete stupidity where she lets strangers rub on her and she dry humps their leg right back, thinking she is just being cute and innocently friendly. Gretchen is who she is and cant help it.Women like Gretchen deserve to have a harem of men! Goddess Bless that Bitch!

Gretchens Cheating Ways

these are the rumors I’ve heard about Gretchen

Anyways apparently back in November 08 Miss Rossi was screwing around with some guy named Jay Photoglou (I cant pronounce his last name) He sells cars and Gretchen she was doing that guy on the side when Jeff was ill (Meaning she was with him prior to November since Jeff died in September). Plus if you watch some upcoming episodes you see how flirty and skanky she behaves.  I swear these other house wives need to really “watch their daddies because here comes Gretchen!” Because I bet that in real life when the cameras are not rolling some real drama will go down between Gretchen and some, most or all of the men on the real house wives. Seriously! read my tarot card prediction of our star Gretchen! She is officially the hottest house wife in Orange County. I give the bitch that much credit.



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Look at this shit!
Below is part, only part, of  Gretchens tarot prediction that I just conducted!
this card below represented Gretchen in the tarot card prediction!
read the description of the queen of wands underneath the card
Notice how the tarot card is positioned upside down not right side up!
(Right side up meaning is the opposite of this upside down card)
 
YES PEOPLE I READ TAROT CARDS ALSO!
AND THIS IS THE SHIT THE TAROT CARD TOLD ME ABOUT GRETCHENS PUNK ASS
AND HER CRAZY ASS WHORING WAYS
THIS SHIT IS SCARY
read the description of this tarot card below it describes Gretchens punk ass to a “T”
DAMN I’M GOOD!
 
 
 
 
Queen of Wands

Queen of Wands

 The dark essence of fire behaving as water, such as steam: The natural embodiment of passion and sensuality, who will do anything to the be the center of attention. A seducer who calculatingly dons the guise of what others desire. A cocky and domineering person, who pushes anyone or anything aside to get what she wants. One who is vengeful and quick to take offense without good cause. May indicate infidelity and contempt for a relationship.

 

Do you see this shit? this is crazy!

Any ways I got to go to bed!

Good nite bitches!



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This is Lynnes comments on her Bravo bio: “Lynne’s laid-back philosophy on life flows into her lax parenting style: “I want to be the cool mom… I don’t want to say no. ”    Well Lynne you can still say no but just be cool about it say it like this “ummm! how about no Raquel!”

 What Lynne needs to do is get more firm with that kid of hers and stop being so frigging afraid of Raquel. She says she is afraid of disappointing Raquel. Who Cares! I know she loves Raquel but Lynne needs to step up her game. She needs to get a little more tough with Raquel, she needs to maybe at this point bully her because she cant turn back the clock her kid is a monster so now she has to bully Raquel be the cool mom still, but be the cool / big /sister/ bully/ mom and throw a little dash of ghetto in the mix. Actually throw a big chunk of ghetto this way it will  make punk ass Raquel afraid of mom  and Lynne needs to learn to grow a back bone and stand up to that kid if this were to happen we would have what we call  Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne which means she is the coolest mom but she wont back down from that kid she will smack her any minute if she gets out of line because cool mom Getto Ass Surfer Lynne doenst put up with Raquels shenanigans!

 

 This is how the conversation would of taken place between  Getto Ass Surfer Lynne and Raquel:

Raquel: (In her winey annoying voice) But I want a BMW! You better get me a BWM!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne : What do you mean I better get you a BMW! I dont gotta  get you shit punk!

Raquel: But my 18th birhtday is in 3 days!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne  : Thanks for remaining me Raquel! Thats right youre turning 18 in 3 days ! When are you getting a job and moving out of my house?

Raquel: But I want a BMW!

Ghetto Ass Surfer Lynne : And all you’re getting is a shinny boot in your aaass with the number 18 imprinted on it. Happy birthday Raquel!

 

Yeah and that’s how that shit would of ended.



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